normscary
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andi/scoob ♡ they/them ♡ 26 ♡ ao3: Plagg ♡ mechanisms, dndads, merlin, podcasts, nostalgia ♡ ∞ ♡ i like crafts, especially polymer clay and quilting :)
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normscary · 4 hours ago
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normscary · 6 hours ago
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the answer is both btw
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normscary · 11 hours ago
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2025 Sexiest Podcast Character Round Robin Day 5 Poll 22
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Glenn Close — Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1 & 2
Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede — Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
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normscary · 15 hours ago
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I love that Wooden Overcoats is narrated by a mouse writing a book for no apparent reason- like, it's brushed over, it's not because of magic or anything, it's just what mice do, because it really taps into that classic British idea of there is a Talking Creature that is Best Friends with Human, and sure, Rudyard can't understand her, but he loves her!!! And I feel like it's a natural progression of all those british children's books where the protagonist (who is often a Weird Little Child like the Funns were) can understand the friendly creature, but no one else can. Maybe you grow up, and you forget the language of childhood, but the love is still there.
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normscary · 19 hours ago
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This has been a topic in one of my discord groups today and I’m so curious what everyone’s approach is as a writer.
Writing linearly means starting at the beginning of the story and writing each scene in chronological order from beginning to end.
Writing non-linearly means you might start midway through the story and write the beginning later, or you might write scenes at random and join them up later, or you add in placeholders as you write to go back to later (like “add action scene here”).
Outlining means coming up with a sequence of plot points to guide the story - i.e. planning/mapping out what the main story beats will be throughout it.
Personally I’m a linear writer, and I don’t outline. I have a loose idea of where the story is going to go, but that’s it. And I can’t skip scenes or use placeholder text — my brain starts shrieking at me lmao.
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normscary · 1 day ago
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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.
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normscary · 1 day ago
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ONE INCH TALL DADDIES
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normscary · 1 day ago
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i always forget to draw him with braces so im finally doing him some justice
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normscary · 1 day ago
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2025 Sexiest Podcast Character Round Robin Day 4 Poll 16
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Dr. Carlos "the Scientist" Dave Robles — Welcome to Night Vale
Glenn Close — Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1 & 2
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normscary · 1 day ago
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thinking about when nick was super young, glenn and morgan convincing the other members of the glenn close trio to babysit so they can go on a date. morgan worrying the whole time, glenn "not worrying" (hes been texting the bassist for an hour), and these two men who've never taken care of a child mattress surfing down the stairs. also ice cream for dinner
morgan says they can never babysit again
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normscary · 2 days ago
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* If you've had surgery to correct your vision, go with how your vision was before the surgery
And if you feel like it, add in the comments how old you were when you first got glasses and what made people notice you needed them and if it was better or worse at the time
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normscary · 2 days ago
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Ep.31.01- Home! Err… the Odyssey!
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normscary · 2 days ago
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so if glenn wins sexiest podcast character this time can we finally move him up to the big leagues (tumblr sexyman)? bc our man has earned it
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normscary · 2 days ago
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starting a new project. going insane. these guys are only an inch tall
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normscary · 2 days ago
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midnight burger really went "well the reason everyone speaks english is because they like to watch american TV because its the stupidest shit in the whole omniverse" and we all agree
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normscary · 2 days ago
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cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics
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normscary · 2 days ago
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2025 Sexiest Podcast Character Round Robin Day 3 Poll 12
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Glenn Close — Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1 & 2
Renée Minkowski — Wolf 359
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