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exist

Damn, what he do now?

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become

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Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

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Itches the brain

❤💙PITBULL TERRIER ANIMATIC!! KOBD💙❤

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Sunnyblue commission animatic for @riderkaitlyn5 after centuries XDD Thank you for waiting >-< (First draft was with Bluestreak shooting through a large number of buildings through a very small gap in each of them directly into another sniper, but the angle would not allow Sunstreaker to see it in all it's glory, so the idea was changed to a shot in a flight) Sound from Detroit Become Human - On the Run - Connor chase

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the same

no diff

Seekers. To me.

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Approximately 85% of all transformers are idiots because why the fuck would you want to turn into a car or a truck when you could be a plane?

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Fred the post is a beautiful beautiful tree

this is fred, the dot.

fred wants to grow into a beautiful tree, but sadly has no branches

reblog to give fred a branch

i will post fred status updates as he grows

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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This joke was so bad it was good. I don't even know how to react to it, but I'm sharing it with you because I think it should be immortalized.

Me: You know what I really don't understand. Bluestreak, BLUEstreak, you know? Like… HE DON'T HAVE A SINGLE BLUE PART WHAT THE HELL. Friend: Lmao Me: But he does have red metal thighs, which are still some kind of crap. Friend: Red because someone got spanked a lot. Me and friend: silent scene and then loud laughter

Sorry, I can't, every time I remember this I start giggling furiously, as if I was shown a meme every time

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Ah you see but I can

am too little for the giant bug

You can run, but you can't hide

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(did the math

gotdam baby tall)

he teal

Sooo, this may be a weird question to y'all but;

Would you rather face a chicken sized horse, or a horse sized chicken?

and follow up but entirely unrelated question, how big is Chase, say compared to a horse? A draft horse?

Chicken sized horse.

As for Chase, he's maybe around two and half draft horses tall.

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so he wouldn't be eaten by the draft horse sized chicken.

we are made of metal.

BOLD of you to assume that would stop a chicken.

Sooo, this may be a weird question to y'all but;

Would you rather face a chicken sized horse, or a horse sized chicken?

and follow up but entirely unrelated question, how big is Chase, say compared to a horse? A draft horse?

Chicken sized horse.

As for Chase, he's maybe around two and half draft horses tall.

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Ya said the wrong name Star

dumbest second-in-command

Oh skywarp

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Yes soundwave, right away

soundwave superior ai artists inferior