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As someone who works in retail, I'd much rather help someone with a return who is being polite and nice to me, than someone who is yelling at me and belittling me

“only karens ask for refunds” is pro-corporation propaganda. if they don’t give me what i want they’re giving me my money back and that doesn’t make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, you’re just cucked by stupid reddit memes

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i fidget with my cube, looking over at my gamber babe gf…

“hey…youre my princess peach right…?”

she rolls her eyes, sipping mountain dew out of her novelty minecraft creeper mug. “fus-ro-duh.”

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I just lost 3 followers. Was it the pumpkin fucking? I tagged it nsfw what more do you want from me? Was I supposed to NOT reblog a gif of a guy fucking a pumpkin? It’s Halloween. Grow up

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I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

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This isn't good music?

this looks so good!

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i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

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what is stopping hackers from displaying jeff bezo’s credit card number on times square

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There is definitely someone who’s masturbated to you.

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The people who deserve Labor Day off the most are probably the people working on Labor Day.

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Most animals cannot have a wank.