notacrabyet
notacrabyet
Not a crab yet
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despechá y alocá || walking around like I’m in a goddam Enya video
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notacrabyet · 1 year ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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Ralph McQuarrie for Sword of Fire by Ward Hawkins (Del Rey, 1985)
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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expectations
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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"SURVIVING"
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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*You see this meme? I made that meme myself
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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Useful information
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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Franz Kafka was the first little fucker to take “Would You Love Me If I Were A Bug?” seriously and I respect him for that.
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notacrabyet · 2 years ago
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parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.
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