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PLEASE lord take him HE is ready 🥹❤️❤️

Sorry to any Blake lovers for what I'm about to say but..

I HOPE HIS SERIES ENDS W HIM DYING‼️‼️‼️

I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER REDEMPTION ARC‼️‼️‼️

I'm also not a huge Blake fan but I literally cannot see a world where he gets to do all the shit he did and go free.

Or at least Friend dies. Someone in that series has to die. That's the only ending I can see actually feeling satisfying as a conclusion to all the shit Blake did.

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THIS IS LITERALLY ASH AND DENNYS

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Y'all ever listening to an audio and like, it's supposed to be a listener experience, like see yourself in the story.

But does the listener ever "say" (the characters repeating what you said) or do smth that's just like, not you ig??? Like they act nothing like you

Obviously I'm not saying I expect every audio creator to fucking study our personalities and make individual shit for all of us

But like sometimes you just see how a listener is acting and you're just like oh hell nah that ain't me what is you doing 🤨

LIKE I JUST listened to this series by obsidian lantern and dawg the listener was such a fucking GOONER 🙏 like chat that ain't me I didn't do or say that (loved the series tho, obsidian has such a fun voice)

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I feel like if the BVZ characters were animals

Karmor would be a jerboa

Albus would be a meerkat

Hips witch would be a panther

Mahatma would be a ferret

And Atilla would be a Hyrax

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milo greer thinks ur labubu is super ugly

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Self indulgent BvZ AU

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I love making characters similar in nature meet so I made a super indulgent AU where the BvZ characters made it into my own universe of SinfulVirtues and worked together doing jobs, learning differences in culture and laws of the universe, etc. Etc.

So I made a doodle about Roxy and Albus having a tiff over swords and guns

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I too have an OC whose a hypersexual demon bounty hunter demonized for what they are and represent despite the fact they were born that way and never given a chance and disguises themselves with sex, flirting,and being an asshole, I am very original

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I plan on doing some hipswitch/Abel, mahtma/prince, and karmor/tiger stuff when its not 2:11am

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YOOOO

more alexis

art rambles

started as per usual, but i realized i liked the less realistic sketch than i did my first render

also kinda proud of my shading on old alexis' shirt (didn't know what i was doing but it worked!!)

to emphasize a less realistic style, i wanted to try differentiating the three main aspects of the drawing through different ways of shading.

the skin - i tried to go for a more watercolor look but i think i kinda failed lol. it looks a bit more oil paint than watercolor to me but it ended up alright i guess

the hair - played a bit with an oil brush and basic round brush (no opacity settings) to get those good shapes and make it look shiny

the clothes - my weakest part in general art i think, ESPECIALLY when it comes to cell shading. there's just the itch to add more yk? i think it went pretty well for the most part. i just messed around with the full opacity round brush and the blend tool until it looked alright.

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TRALBUSSSSSS

First post! Have this absurdly stupid multifandom crackship me and @notamiddennyswaitress created.

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Stupid ass ship me and @stillinsidemycoffin made

It is 1:06AM

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Trevor Belmont x Albus york art collab coming soon…

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SURFER ASHER AND SEASHELL COLLECTING CAELUM.

Too many people overlook how California is a coastal state WHICH MEANS DAHLIA IS RIGHT BY THE OCEAN

WHERE ARE THE SURFER ASHER HEADCANNONS??? AS A MATTER OF FACT WHERE ARE THE SURFER PACK HEADCANNONS?????

WHERE ARE THE BEACH FICS WHERE VINCENT GOES CLIFF DIVING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE WOULD

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DAMN CREW HEADING DOWN FOR A BEACH DAY AND DEAR PUSHING BACK THE TIDE SO CAELUM CAN COLLECT SEASHELLS

AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE BEACH THERES ALSO BIOLUMINESCENT BEACHES. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

AND THE VAMPS CAMP OUT AT THE SHORE IN HEAVILY TINTED CARS WATCHING THE SUNSET BEFORE THEY CAN GO ON NIGHT WALKS AND KICK UP STARS IN THE SAND.

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“I thought it was like saw!”

If you could bring any of your characters into the real world who would you choose?

None, they're all menace to society.

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We yes WE are summoning Thad

If you could bring any of your characters into the real world who would you choose?

None, they're all a menace to society.

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Lexi is dead first 100%

If you could bring any of your characters into the real world who would you choose?

None, they're all menace to society.

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⪩⪨ ── more shaw pack + sam parents headcanons ; parents au, the most dad thing they do, mostly the pack members and sam, mb for disappearing 🥀

☆ david unironically stands in front of the tv menacingly whenever he's watching a movie

☆ asher's dad jokes. so many dad jokes.

☆ when asher hears a bag of chips (or whatever's edible, really) getting opened on the backseat while he's driving or if he's sitting in front of you, you'll immediately see his hand slowly reaching out for you to give him some

☆ david makes his child hold the flashlight and rages the second you change the angle and even move for a bit

☆ every one of their kids are in the same school

☆ david always insist the whole family leaves like four hours early when you guys are gonna go on long vacations

☆ sam and david watch airplanes taking off in airports along with multiple other dads

☆ angel always says no when you want a pet with the excuse of "honey, no, your father can literally shapeshift into an animal", but once they give in, they're the one cuddling the pet

☆ angel holds their laugh when david's scolding one of their kids abt silly things

☆ david has that typical dad sneeze. he is so loud, sneezes so violently that the whole house literally shakes, and the water inside glasses that's close to him moves around for a good 10 seconds. whenever his kids see him preparing for a sneeze, one of them instinctively says "guys take cover"

☆ there's a photo of sam holding his children upside down by one of their legs while another one clings onto his leg like a fucking koala

☆ sam can't remember any of your friends' names, not unless it's the the pack's children

☆ asher takes playing with his child very seriously. hand gestures, very heavy accents, and very exaggerated face expressions

☆ sam always replies with a 👍 when you text him

☆ whenever their kids will show a picture to david and sam, they always reach for their glasses and holds the phone like 2 inches away from their face while squinting

☆ asher plays videogames while simultaneously feeding the baby milk

☆ asher walks into your room, leans onto the door frame while holding his arms, and just say "heyy... you good?" while having a concerned face, then just leave 30 seconds later without waiting for your answer

☆ whenever milo's children asks for help in doing their homeworks, guarantee that their paper will be wet from tears

☆ asher's always invested on whatevers happening on your school. whenever he's coming with you inside the building he'd randomly point to someone he recognises and say "oh my god sweetie isn't that the one that told..."

☆ all of them has "best dad ever", "I love my dad" mugs. asher bawled his eyes out when he got it

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When the art is absolutely stunning but the character is a stunningly horrible person 💔

Oh yeah? Well (mogs you with my awesome Adam redacted art)

(not an oc but)

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AFTER HOURS FANART!!

ALY AND KID

@dragonsongstudios I hope you like it! :D