notanemployeeatbellereve
notanemployeeatbellereve
Definitely NOT a Belle Reve Employee
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If Amanda Waller asks, this is a parody account. Not that I know Waller. If I did, it's probably classified.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 6 months ago
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Only 2 counts of Arson??? You know, I don't know why but I expected... More??? I swore Gotham had more than 2 pyromaniacs, were like... The rest in prison or were they just on vacation???
Okay, I've managed to access the GCPD intervention reports for the 24 hours of Valentine's Day and here are the results:
Theft - 216
Battery - 180
Motor Vehicle Theft - 42
Criminal Damage - 113
Other Offense - 38
Narcotics - 80
Public Peace Violation - 10
Burglary - 44
Assault - 54
Criminal Trespass - 19
Arson - 2
Offense Involving Children - 7
Weapons Violation - 5
Liquor Law Violation - 3
Sexual Assault - 4
Deceptive Practice - 23
Prostitution - 5
Interference with Public Officer - 2
Sex Offense - 1
Gambling - 3
Yeah, it’s the number of interventions for each type of crime. And they say love is in the air… certainly not in Gotham!!
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 6 months ago
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Ahhhh Workplace drama... My favorite.
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In those moment i'm very glad that Tiger is dead because if not i would have to kill him 👍
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 6 months ago
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Just discovered that Captain Boomerang's height is supposed to be 5'9" (1,75cm)... Literally crying we got a short king in the house (from the Who's Who pages)
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 10 months ago
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If that really is the case, don't you think that potentially your insistence that you're better than Hugo Strange might actually be what's hurting you the most? You may be literally saying that you are better, and you may be literally better than him, but the insistence on the comparison between you and him may actually bring thoughts of doubt. Stop talking about it, and just simply show them that you are better. Show them kindness. You could try, when you aren't completely swamped with paperwork, is actually talking to patients. Asking them how they are doing and if they're being treated well. Ask them how you could better help. It may be beneficial for the both of you, in my opinion. You get out of your office more and and talking to people, and they get to see that you ARE better, instead of just simply hearing that you are better.
You better pray I don't find you after whats happened. Enjoy repairing your shithole.
-Unknown?
..this could be from so many people.
why am I the one that always gets threatening letters? there are so many board members..don't threaten any of them! that wasn't permission to threaten them. but still.
I hate being an Arkham...
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 10 months ago
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Watch me end up with whoever sent this to you and I get told how your facility abuses patients and you did nothing to help despite claiming to be better than Hugo Strange. Again.
You better pray I don't find you after whats happened. Enjoy repairing your shithole.
-Unknown?
..this could be from so many people.
why am I the one that always gets threatening letters? there are so many board members..don't threaten any of them! that wasn't permission to threaten them. but still.
I hate being an Arkham...
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 10 months ago
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This is so funny to me actually. I think this says more about you and the place you run than anything else.
You better pray I don't find you after whats happened. Enjoy repairing your shithole.
-Unknown?
..this could be from so many people.
why am I the one that always gets threatening letters? there are so many board members..don't threaten any of them! that wasn't permission to threaten them. but still.
I hate being an Arkham...
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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Hello
How are all the new criminals joining your massive shit hole doing?
@well-riddle-me-this
they're doing..fine. I suppose.
also hello.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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You admit that some of the nurses that mistreated this patient were later transferred out, something that, by your own admission, can happen when they use methods that are considered abusive. And only now you have come to the conclusion that you might not have actually handled the situation with the most consideration?
You also admit that you could have been "swamped with work". What happens when you are "swamped with work" once more? Will you continue to look over other cases with other patients? How do we know that this won't happen again?
Is it true that arkham is homophobic. The patients claim it is
...okay. this is a bit of a loaded question.
I'm not going to pretend that the mental health system hasn't been historically oppressive towards women, homosexuals, transgender people, and people of color. While I cannot speak for other former heads of Arkham Asylum, I have a zero tolerance policy for any homophobia, sexism, transphobia, or racism.
In a perfect world, I could fire these people and bar them from ever working in the mental health field...but we do not live in a perfect world. usually they just end up getting transferred to a different facility. while I am the owner of this specific asylum, I would like everyone to remember that I also have a board of directors looking over my every decision before it can be approved.
if any former or present patients have reports of any employee (doctors, nurses, security, ect) they are more than welcome to fill out a formal complaint on our website. all of these complaints are looked over by myself and Doctor Joan Leland. we treat these very seriously and all of them result in intensive internal investigations. if you have a serious report of a crime committed by any of our employees, you are more than welcome to bring those to the gcpd and our attention.
I can guarantee no accusations will be swept under the rug. We here at Arkham Asylum are trying our very best to restore the public's trust in us.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. if there are any further questions or concerns, feel free to send them here.
-Doctor Jeremiah Arkham, head and owner of Arkham Asylum.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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what if Jeremiah Arkham was gay? would that make you like him more...maybe like him less?
My opinions would not change, quite frankly. I myself am queer and know that there are gay people who are not good people.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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So you do not deny the allegations that this patient was about to undergo electro shock therapy at the time, which lead to him lashing out in the first place, correct? I'm asking because this patient as told me that the biting was, more often than not, an act of self defense. I'm sorry that the nurses had panic attacks around him, that is an issue for certain, however, have you never looked into the treatment of this particular patient? From the sounds of it, this matter was not investigated through properly, you just send him away to appease the nurses, rather than looking into the way these nurses treated him, and evaluating what the proper way to handle this would be.
Is it true that arkham is homophobic. The patients claim it is
...okay. this is a bit of a loaded question.
I'm not going to pretend that the mental health system hasn't been historically oppressive towards women, homosexuals, transgender people, and people of color. While I cannot speak for other former heads of Arkham Asylum, I have a zero tolerance policy for any homophobia, sexism, transphobia, or racism.
In a perfect world, I could fire these people and bar them from ever working in the mental health field...but we do not live in a perfect world. usually they just end up getting transferred to a different facility. while I am the owner of this specific asylum, I would like everyone to remember that I also have a board of directors looking over my every decision before it can be approved.
if any former or present patients have reports of any employee (doctors, nurses, security, ect) they are more than welcome to fill out a formal complaint on our website. all of these complaints are looked over by myself and Doctor Joan Leland. we treat these very seriously and all of them result in intensive internal investigations. if you have a serious report of a crime committed by any of our employees, you are more than welcome to bring those to the gcpd and our attention.
I can guarantee no accusations will be swept under the rug. We here at Arkham Asylum are trying our very best to restore the public's trust in us.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. if there are any further questions or concerns, feel free to send them here.
-Doctor Jeremiah Arkham, head and owner of Arkham Asylum.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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I heard it actually took a while for you to remove electro shock therapy actually. It took a few rioting patients. Heard a guard nearly got his arm bitten off when a particular patient, that somehow wound up at Belle Reve just after this incident, was about to undergo electro shock. Had to be pinned down by six guards, maybe seven before this patient had to be sedated. This patient has even told me that it most likely wasn't the last time these methods were used to even "calm down" a patient. And I'm sure you're aware how harmful these practices are.
Is it true that arkham is homophobic. The patients claim it is
...okay. this is a bit of a loaded question.
I'm not going to pretend that the mental health system hasn't been historically oppressive towards women, homosexuals, transgender people, and people of color. While I cannot speak for other former heads of Arkham Asylum, I have a zero tolerance policy for any homophobia, sexism, transphobia, or racism.
In a perfect world, I could fire these people and bar them from ever working in the mental health field...but we do not live in a perfect world. usually they just end up getting transferred to a different facility. while I am the owner of this specific asylum, I would like everyone to remember that I also have a board of directors looking over my every decision before it can be approved.
if any former or present patients have reports of any employee (doctors, nurses, security, ect) they are more than welcome to fill out a formal complaint on our website. all of these complaints are looked over by myself and Doctor Joan Leland. we treat these very seriously and all of them result in intensive internal investigations. if you have a serious report of a crime committed by any of our employees, you are more than welcome to bring those to the gcpd and our attention.
I can guarantee no accusations will be swept under the rug. We here at Arkham Asylum are trying our very best to restore the public's trust in us.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. if there are any further questions or concerns, feel free to send them here.
-Doctor Jeremiah Arkham, head and owner of Arkham Asylum.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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thoughts on Jeremiah Arkham?
I have thoughts for sure.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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I am very aware of your inability to speak poorly about Waller with the... Little arrangement you two have going on.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I do believe some of these bigoted staff you have transferred to Belle Reve, along with some of the patients abused by the very same staff. Almost as though you were trying to sweep the incident under the rug by sending both parties somewhere else. I've heard from your former patients that electro shock therapy was even common place at your facility.
Is it true that arkham is homophobic. The patients claim it is
...okay. this is a bit of a loaded question.
I'm not going to pretend that the mental health system hasn't been historically oppressive towards women, homosexuals, transgender people, and people of color. While I cannot speak for other former heads of Arkham Asylum, I have a zero tolerance policy for any homophobia, sexism, transphobia, or racism.
In a perfect world, I could fire these people and bar them from ever working in the mental health field...but we do not live in a perfect world. usually they just end up getting transferred to a different facility. while I am the owner of this specific asylum, I would like everyone to remember that I also have a board of directors looking over my every decision before it can be approved.
if any former or present patients have reports of any employee (doctors, nurses, security, ect) they are more than welcome to fill out a formal complaint on our website. all of these complaints are looked over by myself and Doctor Joan Leland. we treat these very seriously and all of them result in intensive internal investigations. if you have a serious report of a crime committed by any of our employees, you are more than welcome to bring those to the gcpd and our attention.
I can guarantee no accusations will be swept under the rug. We here at Arkham Asylum are trying our very best to restore the public's trust in us.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. if there are any further questions or concerns, feel free to send them here.
-Doctor Jeremiah Arkham, head and owner of Arkham Asylum.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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This reads like the PR stuff Waller used to write out whenever the public got wind of bombs being in the heads of criminals, and how that's being nothing more than an anti-government conspiracy theory. Nothing more than slander or libel depending on who was talking.
Any actual complaints that were received, like from a Wallace West who's father, Daniel West, was sent on one of her little suicide missions, were to be disposed of as well as all records of Daniel West ever being at Belle Reve in the first place.
I hope no offense was taken, Jeremiah Arkham.
Is it true that arkham is homophobic. The patients claim it is
...okay. this is a bit of a loaded question.
I'm not going to pretend that the mental health system hasn't been historically oppressive towards women, homosexuals, transgender people, and people of color. While I cannot speak for other former heads of Arkham Asylum, I have a zero tolerance policy for any homophobia, sexism, transphobia, or racism.
In a perfect world, I could fire these people and bar them from ever working in the mental health field...but we do not live in a perfect world. usually they just end up getting transferred to a different facility. while I am the owner of this specific asylum, I would like everyone to remember that I also have a board of directors looking over my every decision before it can be approved.
if any former or present patients have reports of any employee (doctors, nurses, security, ect) they are more than welcome to fill out a formal complaint on our website. all of these complaints are looked over by myself and Doctor Joan Leland. we treat these very seriously and all of them result in intensive internal investigations. if you have a serious report of a crime committed by any of our employees, you are more than welcome to bring those to the gcpd and our attention.
I can guarantee no accusations will be swept under the rug. We here at Arkham Asylum are trying our very best to restore the public's trust in us.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. if there are any further questions or concerns, feel free to send them here.
-Doctor Jeremiah Arkham, head and owner of Arkham Asylum.
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 11 months ago
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Image Description: A screenshot of Ao3 tag reading “Alternate Universe - British”
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 1 year ago
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I'm sorry. I'm stupid. I saw "Giant Shark" and thought "King Shark."
Do you have a Blahaj
Unfortunately I do not. If you are referring to that giant shark
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notanemployeeatbellereve · 1 year ago
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Okay, so for shits and giggles I asked Harley if you were the Riddler because you like riddles, or if she thinks you like riddles because you're the Riddler. Before she could even open her mouth, Boomer told me that riddles are named after you and I can't tell if he's making a bad joke or if he guenienly believes that.
Are you the Riddler because you like riddles or do you like riddles because you are the Riddler?
Hmmm the true dilemma as Socrates presented to Euthyphro. I like the way you think.
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