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notatalltrue · 8 days ago
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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!
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notatalltrue · 8 days ago
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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!
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notatalltrue · 8 days ago
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I open tumblr, I press my stupid little reblog button 20x, I disappear.
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notatalltrue · 8 days ago
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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”
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Hannigram Tropefest 2022 Masterlist
Thanks to everyone who took part in this year’s Hannigram Tropefest. For our first round, we had an amazing selection of fanfics and artistic creations. You can find all of our fics in our Hannigram Tropefest 2022 collection on AO3, but for all fic and art links, please see below.
‘I shouldn’t feel lonely when you’re gone’
Author: Angelic_Disaster
Artist: Vampyrzky
Rating: Explicit
Length: 28,859 words
Ships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter (Mentions of Past Alana Bloom/Hannibal Lecter)
Warnings: Choose to not use archive warnings
Tropes: Amnesia, Will’s Aftershave, Chicken Soup
The heart monitor connected to Hannibal makes a sudden, unrhythmical beep the moment Will enters through the door.
“You must forgive me for my bluntness, but are we in a romantic relationship?” Hannibal asks and Will isn’t exactly sure how to answer that. He can’t technically say no, but honestly, bloody courtship may be a more proper name for it.
While Hannibal suffers from a case of amnesia, Will puts a stop to the honey-trap plan to take care of him.    
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Trope: Wrong Number (Hannigram)
Author: TigerPrawn
Artist: Ani Louhetar
Rating: Explicit
Length: 5,680 words
Ships: Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham
Warnings: No Archive Warnings
Tropes: Wrong number, A/B/O, different first meeting
Summary:
Omegas only go into heat if they meet a compatible alpha, but with both alphas and omegas being so rare it is an infrequent occurrence. One that Will Graham had certainly never anticipated happening to him.
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Dinner Is Best Served By Tour Bus
Author: TheSilverQueen
Artist: hit_the_books
Rating: T
Length: 6,146
Ships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Warnings: Nonconsensual Vampire Turning
Tropes: Alternate Universe - Vampires, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Hannibal Lecter is the Chesapeake Ripper
Summary:
When Alana cajoles Will into taking an actual, real vacation, he decides to go to Florence and do touristy things, like eat good food and go on tours and be spontaneous. All good things, except for the fact that his spontaneous decision to go on a tour in the catacombs brings him face to face with very hungry vampires who think he is dinner.
“I believe you all were promised an experience of a lifetime,” says the definitely-not-a-statue man on the throne. “And we do plan to deliver. For the feast of a Council is, I’m told, quite the sight to behold. Sadly, none of us are vegetarians.”
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You Were Made for Me
Author: hisvoicebrokemyheart
Artist: pensulliwen
Rating: General
Length: 3,272 words
Ships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter, (past Will Graham/Original Characters), (past Alana Bloom/Hannibal Lecter mentioned), (past Hannibal Lecter/Bedelia duMaurier mentioned)
Warnings: brief mention of canon typical gore
Tropes: soulmates/soul bond, bathing, Hannibal is the Devil
Summary:
Will never thought he would be cut out for a soul bond — people were averse to his touch, he was too cold. Then he met Hannibal Lecter, and Will learned what warmth was for the first time. Their relationship was one that flayed themselves open to one another, but it seems that Hannibal has one last secret to reveal.
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Forgive Me Father, For I Wish To Sin
Author: ImpalaAngel
Artist: hughmikkelsen
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Cannibalism, Religious Trauma, Canon-compliant levels of violence
Tropes used: Priest!Hannibal, Priest!Will, Cannibalism, First Time, Gone Fishing, Hannibal is The Devil, How much whiskey can Will have before his ankles are in the air, Murder Family, Post-Fall Europe, Shattered Teacup, Voyeurism.
Ships: Hannibal/Will
Word Count: 105,635 words
Summary:
Think “Seven,” but sexy. Will and Hannibal find themselves on a yacht and sail to Italy to become priests of a local small town church with a history of corruption. They meet an enigmatic young woman and all three set out on a journey of self discovery: she by using her power for good, and they by realising the depths with which love can go. Of course, Italy is not without its own mysteries as Hannibal and Will kill and fuck their way from pride to sloth, their past catches up to them. Just how did they end up with Dr. DuMaurier’s leg on a table? And of course, they tie up a few red loose ends.
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it takes one to know one
Author: Biv_w
Artist: ScarletMothlet
Rating: Explicit
Length: 3,085 words
Ships: Hannibal/Will
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence.
Tropes: Drawing Will Graham, Hannibal is The Chesapeake Reaper, Hannibal’s Mind Palace, Skin Hunger, Sailing the Atlantic, Murder Husbands, Hannibal and his Uncanny Strength of Smell, Fluff.
Summary:
Hannibal sees a new face in prison and feels far more than intrigued.
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The Blood of the Son
Author: bittercigs_ (twitter)
Artist: i-call-me-clarence (tumblr)
Rating: Teen
Length: 4,911 words
Ships: Gen
Warnings: Religious Imagery & Symbolism; Mild Depictions of Violence
Tropes: New Orleans Police Detective!Will Graham, Priest!Hannibal, Casefic
Summary:
One of the best in the NOPD, Detective Will Graham struggles to solve a string of recent murders, leading him to temporarily turn back to the religion he’d previously abandoned.
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The Lamb of God
Author: LAfterDark30
Artist: i-call-me-clarence
Rating: Explicit
Length: 12,632
Ships: Hannibal/Will
Warnings: some pretty blasphemous uses of the Bible and Catholic history, Chilton has a BAD time, character death (none of the mains), graphic artsy violence, manipulative Hannibal, alcoholism in appearance only, betrayal, choking, of the non-sexy kind, dead dove, for the choking, anal sex, Bottom Will, Top Hannibal
Tropes: Soulmates, Priest Will, Demon Hannibal
Summary:
In a world where meeting your soul mate makes their name appear on your skin, Hannibal lived free of that nonsense. As a demon without a soul, he spent his time torturing exorcists and taunting the Church until he heard of the Church’s prized exorcist Father Will Graham, the “lamb of God,” and the idea for his ultimate masterpiece of terror took shape.
Step 1: Get close to Father Graham. Step 2: Cultivate his darkness. Step 3: Turn him against his beloved Church.
He just had to ignore Father Graham’s name appearing as a soul mark on his skin.
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The Dispersal Method
Author: victorine
Artist: hit_the_books
Rating: Explicit
Length: 16,906
Ships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Warnings: no archive warnings apply, sex pollen, dubious consent (mutual as both are exposed to pollen), consensual choking (brief), unrecommended lube alternatives
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sex pollen, honeypot Will, crime-scene sex, sex in the Bentley, “Is Hannibal in love with me?”, secret surprise trope (no spoilers)
Summary:
It’s a normal fall day in the forest for Will Graham. Dead body in front of him, cannibal psychiatrist behind him, the usual. Then Will brushes against the wrong flower, and suddenly neither he nor Hannibal can keep their hands off each other. Now Will must navigate his way out of the crime scene and Jack’s scrutiny while also trying not to jump Hannibal’s bones at every opportunity.
Well, one out of three ain’t bad.
Set nebulously in s2, post-Will’s release from the BSHCI. Will’s a conflicted honeypot, Hannibal’s a (not-so) secretly-besotted asshole, and nobody has brought enough lube.
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Mozzie’s Mass in C Minor
Author: @sihaya74 (AO3 MadhouseMuse)
Artist: @MissLunaKitty (AO3 MargotBloom)
Rating: Explicit
Length: 7,395 words
Ships: Hannigram
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Tropes: Post-Fall Cuba, Murder Husbands, Cannibalism, Will the Boat Mechanic, Night at the Symphony.
Summary:
After a few years laying low in Cuba, Hannibal and Will attend the national symphony in Havana. There, they have a fateful meeting with an American politician on vacation. You know what happens. :) THIS PROJECT IS DEDICATED TO OUR HERO AND OUR FANDOM KING - BRYAN FULLER, WITH MUCH LOVE FROM LUNA AND SIHAYA.
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the price of anything
Author name: neila777
Artist name: G0UGER
Rating: Gen
Length: 9,101
Ships: Hannibal/Will
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Tropes used: Magic AU, Hannibal cooks for Will, Chicken Soup
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There’s magic here. Not just magic, but powerful magic. Dangerous magic. It’s woven through the walls and lights and air, shifting and settling as Hannibal moves through the space.
A door at the back of the store opens suddenly and in walks a man carrying a pile of books that he sets on the glass counter. His face is framed by dark brown curls as he leans over the volumes, peering over his glasses. To Hannibal, the image of it feels like something one would see in a painting — a carefully sculpted subject posed to catch the light just right as he’s absorbed his work.
Or: Hannibal stumbles into Will’s magic shop and the two are instantly drawn to each other, but they’ll have to face their secrets as they grow closer together.
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Contempt of Courtly Love
Author: Sergeant_Sawyer
Artist: scarletmothlet
Rating: Teen
Word count: 3,100
Ships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Warnings: Major character death, spoilers
Tropes: Murder husbands, ficlet collection
Summary:
8 ways in which Will and Hannibal’s relationship does (or doesn’t) correlate with principles of Courtly Love.
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The Boogeyman
Author:  Call_Me_Clarence
Artist: hit_the_books
Rating: Mature
Length: 20,636
Ships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Warnings: Canon typical violence, Blood and gore, Implied bottom Will, Implied top Hannibal, Brainwashing of a minor, No underage sex, Kidnapping of an underage victim, Capture bonding (Not between Will and Hannibal), Domestic violence (Not between Will and Hannibal), Alcohol use, Implied/Referenced Alcohol abuse/Alcoholism, Murder, Sexual content, Frottage, Frottage for a case, First Kiss, Hannibal is still a serial killer but blink and you’ll miss the hints
Tropes: Bestfriend Bev, There was only one bed, Snuggling for warmth, Encephalitis Will, Case fic
Summary:
Will and Hannibal head to Minnesota to solve the case of The Boogeyman, a serial killer who hides under victims’ beds and waits for them to fall asleep before attacking.  There’s only one hotel room available, and even worse, only the one bed. As they get closer to the killer they find themselves getting closer to each other.
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a siphon; to pass through
Author: chaparral_crown
Artist: merrythoughts
Rating: Mature
Length: 71,226
Ships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Medical Trauma, Chronic Illness, Blood and Gore
Tropes: Sick Fic, Vampires, Meet Cute
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For approximately ten minutes, Will entertains the possibility that the whole evening before had been a very vivid dream, not because he is particularly doubtful of his memory, but because Doctor Lecter - Hannibal - doesn’t leave any evidence of his visit, no matter where Will’s keen eyes look for it. And he does look for it. — Will Graham’s encephalitis comes from an unexpected source - late onset type 1 diabetes. Between the betrayal of his body, and the strange doctor that he meets on an arrest, he’s not so sure he’s not experiencing a relapse, or if the dead have actually risen to clear out his cabinet of liquor and blood sugar.
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Fever
Author: Hannibalsimago
Artist: Sarah the Artiste
Rating: Mature
Length: 15,972
Ships: Hannibal/Will, Hannigram
Warnings: sickfic; Comfort/Angst, no other major warnings from AO3
Tropes: Domestic AU, Chicken Soup, Sickfic
Summary:
After the Fall, Will and Hannibal have settled into an asexual, monogomous, altogether ordinary domestic life together. For Hannibal it’s easy. He’s vowed to accept any restrictions that Will sets in place, just so he can share a lifetime with him.
And as for Will, he is resolutely determined not to change anything about what their lives are like now. Their past was full of unsaid feelings and buried emotions. So much deception and pain inflicted upon each other. Will has no desire to go back to that hurtful chaos. This way is better, he tells himself. After all, why mess up something that’s working? He doesn’t have to unpack any painful memories, deal with past sorrows. Life is good.  
That is, until Hannibal becomes gravely ill and Will is faced with hard truths.
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I need my golden crown of sorrow, my bloody sword to swing
Author: obfuscatedheart
Artist: Ani Louhetar
Rating: Explicit
Length: ~20,000
Ships: Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham
Warnings: Graphic description of violence, A/B/O typical sexism, Alpha!Hannibal, Omega!Will
Tropes: Royalty AU, Alpha/Beta/Omega society
Summary:
Will is set to inherit his father’s throne that is until he presents as an omega. He knows that he will be married off to someone who will take over the throne. A potential match is Mason Verger, who is violently anti omegas. Rather than be bonded to Mason Verger he instigates a war. To help his father to win the war he goes to a neighboring kingdom to ask for help. Along the way he meets the mysterious alpha Hannibal in the woods. Is he worth risking everything for?
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Open Your Wild Eye
Author: ChibiTabatha
Artist: Tulip
Rating: Explicit
Length: 34,988
Ships: Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham, Will Graham & Beverly Katz
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Bottom Will, Violence, Murder, Minor Character Death, Animal Illness, Minor Frederick Chilton/Will Graham
Summary:
Will is a struggling college student, his job cuts his hours again and Bev suggests that he becomes a sugar baby. After the first date was a flop, he gives Hannibal Lecter a chance. The man isn’t put off by his abrasive personality and they grow closer together.
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And that’s it!
If you’d like to see the AO3 Collection head on over to the Hannigram Tropefest 2022 Collection.
~ hit_the_books
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notatalltrue · 14 days ago
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you know his ass is saying roo roo
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ID: 1. Full body of Guillermo and Nandor, who is in dog form as a Persian mastiff and wearing a spiked red collar and red leash. He lurches forward, barking madly, yanking the leash out of Guillermo's hand and causing him to stumble forwards he stumbles forward. 2. Dog Nandor halts, head perking up and whipping back to look at Guillermo, the leash laying limp on the ground beside him. Guillermo is frowning down at his reddened hand and flapping it to ease the burn. 3. Nandor poofs back into vampire form, picks up the leash, trots it back to Guillermo, and drop it in his hand. 4. Nandor poofs back into dog form and resumes barking (roo roo roo) at something on screen, now held back by the taut leash held by Guillermo behind him. /end ID
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notatalltrue · 15 days ago
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I have drawn sm hannigram and forgotten to post any of it here
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notatalltrue · 15 days ago
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One of the many things that I adore about Hannigram is how their story throughout the show is so saturated in conflicts and fights and manipulation and that they’re very unstable, destructive people— But they have these soft moments throughout, a sense of adoring romanticism with each other that’s akin to worship. And in my mind, those sentiments and behaviors could potentially shine through with affection and intimacy, particularly with body worship and domestic little things they like about each other and do……
Hannibal’s sense of smell and how he’s always sniffing Will, snatching Will’s jacket off of Alana to take to Florence like a comfort blanket, saying “It has heat, a fevered sweetness,” about the scent of Will’s encephalitis. Hannibal sniffing Will to check in on how he’s feeling through the corresponding bodily chemicals, what and how much he’s drunk and eaten throughout the day. Hannibal being both the sweater and blanket thief of the two because Will’s sweaters smell like Will, so it feels doubly possessive, and he subconsciously grabs for what smells like him at night. Hannibal has some unusually animalistic subconscious behaviors, rubbing his cheek against Miriam Lass’s hair when he subdued her in his office and doing the same when Will finally embraces him in wotl to scent-mark his prey and his mate/equal as being his. This is something that many predatory mammals— especially more social species like lions and wolves— do in the wild.
We can clearly see thanks to the many negligibly clothed and close-up shots of Hannibal and Will we get throughout the series that they both have very sturdy, decently muscled bodies with soft edges, it’s just that their proportions are different and Hannibal’s like an inch or two taller. Will has more of a rectangular body shape and Hannibal has a more triangular one. They’d be all over the physical manifestations of their beloved’s dangerous competency, I think Hannibal would be just as into Will’s workman’s hands and great biceps as Will would be into Hannibal’s slender fingers and veiny hands and muscled arms. And they both have a bit of a tum, as is normal and natural and hot! Hannibal’s is more obvious in profile and during the pool scene and Will’s is pretty obvious when he lifts his shirt to flash poor Chiyoh his scar. The whole thing about them baring their soft underbellies to each other….. kissing and kneading each other there. Hannibal having a fixation with Will’s “smile”, Will having his usual crazy eroguro fantasies about it too.
Hannibal having very prominent, sharp canines that’d be more accurately called actual fangs thanks to Mads’s portrayal of him….. Hannibal knowing that smiling at others promotes trust and bonding but that sharp teeth and prominently altered features can do the opposite on a subconscious, instinctual level, and thus getting in the habit of his usual friendly, serene close-lipped person suit smile to compensate. Will making him laugh or walking in on him flossing or smth and getting caught staring. Hannibal leaving a bite scar at some point as cannibal romanticism, Will loving the feel of them on him when they kiss, when they have sex, when Hannibal tests sauce or soup from his fingers.….. Will laughing until he can’t breathe when he discovers that Hannibal drinks his made in rural France ultra-safe recycled plastic overpriced floral sparkling waters by biting a hole in the bottom and downing them in a few sips like Dracula
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notatalltrue · 15 days ago
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"I asked grok to generate this video of Will and Hannibal kissing" well I searched hannigram on twitter and there were hundreds of fujoshis drawing Hannibal taking it up the ass in many different positions so we don't need your lazy ai thingy
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notatalltrue · 15 days ago
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Poor Bedelia!  [insp.]
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notatalltrue · 16 days ago
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learning a lot about men on the dash today
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notatalltrue · 16 days ago
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bang the doldrums
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notatalltrue · 16 days ago
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just prepared myself a nice glass of red wine mixed with sweet condensed milk 🍷 I believe Hannibal would kill me for this thing
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notatalltrue · 16 days ago
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Bitch that's the tubby custard machine
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notatalltrue · 16 days ago
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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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notatalltrue · 16 days ago
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notatalltrue · 1 month ago
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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me
Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.
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