I love John Mayer & Christoph Waltz and intend to marry both of them sometime soon.
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Do yourself a favor, wake up to your mind Life is what you make it, you see but still you're blind Get yourself together, give before you take You'll find out the hard way, soon you're gonna break
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being a writer involves doing serious research
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you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
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MY FRIEND FOUND THIS SONG ON MY IPOD AND PLAYED IT FOR THE ENTIRE CLASS
AND I HAD TO FREAKING EXPLAIN WHERE IT WAS FROM
I’ve never gotten so many weird looks at once in my life
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sometimes i don't listen to john for a while and then i do listen to john and then i fall in love again.
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I found my new favorite image of all time.
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My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
lol.
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i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers, my struggle is real
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“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
woah
really
are you serious
wow i
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
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top tip: if no one sees what clothes you are wearing you can wear them tomorrow too
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Little Mike Wazowski character development art, “Monsters University,” in theatres this Friday.
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