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Continuation (?) for the klance Galtean Royal AU

Twas a fanfic all along!!

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very self indulgent disney hercules au that i will most likely draw more of cuz im addicted

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over and over again

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*Taps mic* Klance.

*Crowd cheers loudly.*

*clears throat and speaks into the mic again* Fem Klance.

*Crowd goes wild.*

*Pulls mic closer with confidence.* Straight Klance with Lance being fem (trans included)!

*The crowd gets quiet, few people cheer.*

*Gulps and tries to not get canceled.* Altean Klance?

*Crowd cheers loudly once more.*

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@carryon-countdown 2024 | Day 2 | Chosen

“I’m not the Chosen One,” he says. I meet his gaze and sneer. My arm is a steel band around his waist. “I choose you,” I say. “Simon Snow, I choose you.”

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I’m making it a habit to say “drac u later” when I leave a room and “I’m backula” when I enter a room

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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Not me relapsing back to Klance 😪😪

guys..... I'm re-entering my klance era...... and I redrew this old comic to start us off <3

more thoughts under the cut ⬇️

april fools

jesus christ can you imagine 🚬

I had fun redrawing this though! cool to see the improvement 🤭

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I want a fic where Lance and Keith are being hush hush about their relationship but they still keep bickering (always about petty, mundane stuff) and this is how everyone finds out space dad is confused

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Keith: Can you shut the fuck up already?

Lance: Excuse me?? I wasn't even talking to you!

Keith: *sighs* I pity the person that has to deal with you for the rest of their lives.

8 years later:

Lance: *smiling softly* I do.

Pastor: And do you Keith take Lance as your lawful wedded husband?

Keith: Wait—

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Keith: What are you watching?

Lance: Some Indian soap.

Keith: Those are too dramatic for me.

Several minutes later...

Keith: WHAT THE FUCK? She lost her memory? Why the fuck isn’t the guy doing anything? She’s the one who’s lost, not him! AND HE’S GOING TO MARRY THE WITCH INSTEAD?! WHAT THE FUCK!

Lance: *eating popcorn and watching Keith in amusement.* 

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Keith: *Was saved from drowning and now lying unconscious*

Lance: Keith! Shit, he isn’t breathing! I need help! *looks around*

Keiths: *Wakes up and sits up, dazedly*

Lance, who hasn’t noticed: Shit, I’ll have to give him mouth to mouth!

Keith: *lies back down*

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The team on a mission to save Lance and Shiro who are tied up with bombs attached to them and hung over a tank of acid.

Keith: Don't worry, we'll save you guys!

Hunk: Just hang on!

Lance, blank-faced: Literally what we're doing right now.

Pidge: Stop being a smartass.

Lance, dead inside: Oh no, we're going to die. Again.

Shiro, joining in just as dead inside: Whatever shall we do?

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You can have Morpheus, I’ll take his sister, Death.

i like men who are hot in a pathetic and goth way.

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Hunk: But how do we know which one is Keith?

Lance: There's only one way to find out!

Lance: Keith, I say Vol you say Tron! Vol?

Clone Keith: Tron!

*Lance shoots him*

Pidge: Woah, he was right!

Lance: No, he wasn't. Keith tell them what's the right answer.

Keith, looking shocked at the dead clone: 👁️👄👁️

Keith, terrified: Vol... Tron?

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Lance: We did it, we are a good team.

Keith: *smiles softly*

Lance's heart: Fuck, we can't allow feelings to happen! What are we going to do?

Lance's Brain: There's only one thing we can do.

Lance's Brain: Induce amnesia.