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Helate lore enthusiasts, the first part is released for real for real

Co-written by the bestest @allsortsofthings-sb hells yeah couldn't have done this without you

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Is my entire personality right now these lesbian trains? Probably! This art was inspired by the new Greasedinah interaction at the end of the megamix by Georgia and Olivia’s Dinah/Greaseball!! I love their interactions so much and I hope to see their iterations of these two in person soon!! (I am so obsessed with these singing train lesbians.)

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COMMISSIONS INFORMATION

All prices are in USD

For examples of my writing please see @3TRETR on AO3.

BASE RATE:

$20 per 1000 words involving 1-3 characters (this is the flat rate for things like fluff, angst, hurt/comfort). This means that if you ask for a 1000 word commission it is going to be between 1000-1200 words in total length

Additional:

These are added onto the total cost (e.g, 2000 word OC commission, fluff, [2×$20] + $10 = Total: $50)

+$10 (up to $20) for OC or AU commissions (this is subject to change based on the individual requirements of the OC and/or AU how much I have to learn/ research for it as well as the disscussion that has to go into the world-building etc)

+$5 for more than >3 characters in a single fic, max of 5 characters for a single commission

+$5 for mild NSFW content/language (use of 'wattpad' words)

+$10 for explicit NSFW content/language (use of more explicit language)

+$5 for general kink involvement

+$10 for extreme kink (blood, knife, omegaverse, etc)

If there are any other specific requirements, this can also impact the price of a commission.

Fandoms:

Jesus Christ Superstar

Starlight Express

Merlin

Hannibal

Dead Boy Detectives

EPIC: THE MUSICAL

Greek Mythology (The Odysseus, The Illiad, and other myths)

Interview With The Vampire (books, film, and TV show)

The Magnus Archives

I am open to learning about other fandoms, though I have the right to refuse any commission. If you want me to do a fandom not on this list, then there will likely be an increase in price due to the need for more discussion/ research for the work.

COMMISIONING PROCEDURE:

Place your order via Discord (@allsortsofthings0539)

Describe your order: fandom (if any), characters, type (fluff, smut, etc) and any additional information about structure or content.

I will give you a total price, and then you can pay it upfront or after receiving the opening paragraph

After payment is received I shall write it (note that thus may take some amount of time, and it can take up to 3 weeks for Ms to complete a fic or longer depending on the content and length)

You will then receive the finished work via messages

TERMS AND CONDITIONS:

I only take payments via bank transfer or PayPal in the USD currency.

I am happy to do OC and AU.

I will not post your commission online unless you want me to and give me express permission to.

It is first come first serve.

I do not consent to my writing being used for anything to do with AI.

I have the right to refuse or decline any commission if I am uncomfortable fulfilling it, unsure how to price it or it is beyond my abilities.

For further questions, feel free to message me.

EXAMPLES:

Brief: Jesus Christ Superstar, Herod/Pilate, hurt/comfort involving nightmares (mild horror), 1400 words (total ended up being 1485)

Price: $33

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/67383825/chapters/174248239

Brief: Starlight Express, CB/Electra/Greaseball, smut after they crash, 1900 words (total ended up being 1986)

Price: $53

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57936436/chapters/156345097

Brief: Starlight Express, Dinah/Greaseball, smut based on the song 'Bed Chem', 1400 words (total ended up being 1464)

Price: $38

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57936436/chapters/149636959

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I flip flop between wanting people who are in the media I write about to read my fics. On the one hand, that's a great honour, and I want to do their characters justice. On the other hand, I don't want them to see the horrors that people have requested.

I feel like I would cause some might enjoy it, but some might be permanently scared by it. But at the same time, I want to know if they have read it (small chance as that is). Dammed curiosity.

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Al and Eve after the final show of the 24/25 cast (x)

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THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE IT, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING AND SO MUCH FOR DRAWING THIS

This is the second thing I drew when the train rot first got me. I was reading a fanfic on ao3, and the author described this scenario. I hope this finds its way to them, and brings them as much joy as their writing brought me. I love you random person!

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Greaseball (texting Dinah): i luvnu so lik sooooo hot butt alleso cuit

Dinah (very confused and slightly worried): ??????

Greaseball (now more frustrated): u arrr verry geogguious

Dinah (more confused): still don't understand

Greaseball (giving up): 🥵🥵😍🥵😍👀🥵❤️‍🔥👀🍑🍑🍑❤️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️😍

Dinah (finally getting it): ooooohhhhhhh you're hot too thx <3

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You know what I find rather strange to think about, it is established that engines can race without a coach or a freight (since in the final race, Greaseball does disconnect Pearl without consequences). It is also established that racing with certain coaches/freights/other can improve speed on the track, particularly freights as we see with Hydra.

So, then you have Greaseball and Electra. Electra races with coaches probably because Greaseball does, same reason they go for Dinah (because if that champion has it, it must be the reason then win, and Electra wants what Greaseball has) which makes sense.

But Greaseball races with Dinah and coaches, not freights, which would (in this context) make her faster. Strange, yes, especially when you consider how Union Pacific trains are freight trains, not passenger trains (as far as I can tell). So, either, she's proving she's the best without using a freight to boost her power output, or she's stupid. Or both. Or she loves Dinah so much she doesn't care about her speed.

Anyway, random thought is all.

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Perfect.

That's it...that's the show relationship.

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Excuse any and all design inaccuracies I don’t normally do stuff like this-

Y'all are not ready for what I'm currently sketching

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they’re silly guys….