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@captaineaston: in search of someone to administer back scratches while girlfriend is gone. Minimum 5 years of professional experience preferred.

@captaimeaston: @darebear I've always been told I was good with my hands.

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@folklore: new Twitter handle, because a mother probably shouldn't have "blood" in her username XD

@Darebear: @folklore I guess it's time for me to retire my old high school nickname as well.

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@alekbigbutts: @scottiemchottie It just made me pissed I've never tried for it.I swear to god I would've qualified.

@scottiemchottie: @alekbigbutts dude seriously it was rough, but I would of cheered you on. They really missed out.

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@scottiemchottie: watching the Olympics last month, made me realize just how much I missed it.

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@scottiemchottie: I'm still in awe of how in love I am with @bloodandlore

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arlocarter:

“You always dated bloody terrors. I preferred to just not date in general. It’s much easier to sleep around. And yet here we both are, captivated by blondes. I swear there’s magic in that hair color. Hell, I’m starting to think about things I never dreamed of until now. Like weddings and kids and valentine’s.”

“Why do you think I started dating guys man? High school wasn’t a good scene for dating in general, not that I really had time too. This is why we’re friends, we are pretty much the same person most of the time. Shit man? Really-- damn Crosby’s really important huh?”

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arlocarter:

“I get it. Hell, I’ve even started to think about kids and marriage and stuff. Who would’ve thought we’d both be at the beck and call or two little blondes?”

“Who would of thought. Especially after high school for me. Never really was into blondes, especially after Becca. Remember what a terror that girl was. Lo is something special to break that blonde streak.”

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cordeliaclaire:

“Possibly, but I’m not sure. I’ll move out one day, but just not right now. When I go to college I’ll hopefully have a job and be able to rent an apartment in Chicago.”

“Chicago, that’s a good place to go-- there’s so much to offer in the city. It was one of my favorite places to go when I was your age.”

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eastonxford:

Little fetus is named Fawn? You didn’t tell me you had a name. —Yeah, I dunno; You might need to watch out sooner than ten. The second any boy makes eye contact, you should probably lock her inside.

Yeah, Fawn. Awe shit man, I’m sorry. Yeah, Fawn, I think we’re going with two middle names as well. She’s going to be beautiful just like Lo. I’m planning on it. Home school is sound really good right now.

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First Look at Chris Evans in Marc Webb’s Gifted (2017)

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@scottiemchottie: I'm an adult, watching The Emperor's New Groove.

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Wanted Plots

Crushed - Your character is a student of Darien’s whether it be in class or on the swim team. For a long while your character has formed an innocent crush on him, even through his pending romance with his girlfriend, though now that his life is starting to change and him and Lorelai are expecting, your character is all but crushed by it all, so much so their attitude has completely changed towards the elder. - Taken by Jaycee

Rivals - Your character was a classmate of Darien’s, always on the opposite end of Darien’s success, whether it was in sports or academics, so much so it created an unhealthy competition between the two. Boys will be boys they say but there is nothing nice between the your character and Darien. - OPEN

Unlikely friend - There are certain things Darien is good about, making friends really wasn’t a problem. When your character appeared though that was for sure something Darien couldn’t deal with, everything was always ten levels of tense for your character making it hard for Darien to even attempt to try, but slowly you two casually begin a friendship that has everyone confused by. - OPEN

Swim student - There’s no doubt about it, Darien’s life revolves around swimming a lot. From the Olympics to coaching it, but to make extra cash he also teaches on the side, two hour’s on the weekends, and even private lessons. Your character hires Darien to give them or maybe a sibling or child private lessons, for obvious reasons. Darien doesn’t say no either, the extra cash is always welcomed. - OPEN

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cordeliaclaire:

“Of course! Plus, I don’t have the option to do so right now anyway, but I really don’t mind.”

“Maybe, you never know what you’re capable of till forced to do things you never thought were possible. That’s not me saying you should up and move, just stating I’ve seen kids younger than you able to do it. Of course, right now is the prime of your life, you have your friends and a life here that’s good.”