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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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ok i do say this line all the time

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getting parachute by hayley williams and house tour by sabrina carpenter in the span of 24 hours has caused irreversible changes to my brain chemistry i think

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i don't think i'm generally very quick to anger, but something happens to me when windows hits me with those "let's finish setting up your pc!" startup screens on the pc i've had for years

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has anyone posted this yet. best tweet ever written

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summer leaves

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this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

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girl wooga is hiring

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Keeper of the garden

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It’s not like I like you or anything, sunshine…

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algae, bones, and bleached coral

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