rejection of things common practice era or tonal except for when i don’t. 21 | they/them
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rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
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Why does the shine make it hard to take pic of ketchup stew
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westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
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“haha american place names are so weird! *is just going to be racist about a native american word*”
we have a town called monkey’s eyebrow
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its actually so crazy that goatse represents the sensitivity and love that people are capable of toward one another. look it up if you get the chance!
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i like to think that i got fired from my last liquor store job because they caught me on the security camera swinging the 1.75l bottle of willett pot still reserve bourbon like a baseball bat on a slow day
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So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.
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