notsuspicious
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23Sorry for who im about to become
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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If anyone needs me ill be on my death bed and absolutely no help
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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck
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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)
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cold.. jealous of printer paper.. imagine getting slid through a machine and you come out all warm.. they don't even know how good they have it.
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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach
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A sick child just open mouth coughed directly into my eyeballs
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Just found a grey hair so if anyone needs me I’ll be looking to a grave to be one foot in thank you
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Shout out to Benadryl for knocking me out faster than a left hook to the jaw. And also for…helping? With my allegies (unconfirmed)
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Adding 1 (one) tomato into my KD and pretending its a healthy balanced meal now
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you met me at a very mentally ill time in my life
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