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one of the funnier parts of having online friends is when they casually reference something that seems weird as hell from your perspective and you have to go "okay so is this like a reigional/cultural difference or is your specific life experience just insane"

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i don't think bodily autonomy for minors should be a luck of the draw type thing where you have to cross your fingers that your parents are chill about it.

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Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

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Lottie: I'm psychic by the way. I saw all of this coming and I just didn't say anything.

Shauna: Why didn't you warn us earlier?

Lottie: I'm shy.

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Do you think cryptics mean to scare the living shit out of prospective radiants? Because I feel like creepy symbol heads have been the cause of many panic attacks in this series.

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Every single character in the stormlight archive thinks theyre in a different book genre

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lowkey she might be the only thing keeping these guys like. powered.

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Mistborn era 1 spoiler ig

Sazed is a better man than me because as soon as I ascended I swear I would’ve been naming anything & everything after tindwyl & I know that boy is a yearner so it must’ve taken restraint not to.

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thinking about the character a lot today. call it pondering my blorb

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whats that kink called that you get from reading too much fantasy lit as a child that makes you want to be tortured in front of someone who loves you so you can see the pleading desperation in their eyes and hear how much they love you in between the cracks of their voice and really truly believe they would do anything to save you. also you get to look so cool and brave and covered in blood and soooo able to withstand pain haha no just me? ok

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taravangian's whole debate with jasnah in wind and truth is especially funny because she did not murder any of her family members. taravangian is out here trying to horrify people with the knowledge that jasnah assassinated zero of her relatives. you know who did arrange the murders of various world leaders, including jasnah's relatives? WELL,

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being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

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okay new video idea!!

Remember when 3 years ago I asked you guys to make up your own tumblr fake stories for a video? Because that might have been the hardest i ever laughed while filming a video. We're doing that again. I expect to be a changed and haunted man after reading the freak shit you're about to write in the reblogs/comments of this post.

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so there are three possible explanations for travis' slumber party makout line to shauna

he is actually hearing the voices of the deceased. really sad to think about but also funny because that means dead-ass jackie won't shut the fuck up about being gay for shauna while trav is just tryna mourn his brother in peace

in the short time between after travis and jackie had sex and before travis started properly tripping balls, jackie took a second to tell travis all about her weird homoerotic bestfriendism. extremely unlikely but very very funny to imagine

no one told him shit and he just fully guessed and hit the nail on the head because everyone knows there was something gay going on with those two. seemingly the most likely explanation, see: taivan clocking shaunahats shit

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kris get the gun

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