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@quantummechanist did you ever figure out who the fuck michael soft is?

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Did you know you can make it dark for free?

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Triangles for dinner

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one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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what if i sent myself asks

thatd be pretty fucking lame

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posting it again for all the benthicheads out there

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If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better

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The central joke of the Ulysses Ogre meme hinges on the Ogre holding themselves to unreasonable standards by expecting to fully grasp one of the most famously difficult works of the 20th Century after only a single reading, which just doesn't work if you substitute your favourite video game, because frankly, your favourite video game is not Ulysses – but to be fair, the overwhelming majority of books are not Ulysses either. There's probably a video game somewhere out there that's as textually challenging as Ulysses, and it's probably some random-ass RPG Maker game from 2006 with an author whose name is a dick joke and a present fandom of approximately eleven people.

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does anyone have the foggiest

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my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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i love seeing this with an android and thinking theyre just schizoposting for a second

I'm cool with having an iPhone most of the time until I remember that these emoji 🗣️📢 are fucking facing each other. Yeah lemme just yell directly into the sending end of ths fucking megaphone real quick. Stupidass country

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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can we just rewrite the riff but for the same instrument or is that not the only problem area in that song

everybody was normal fighting~ *non-racist riff*

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a little pile of mossy seals