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hope no one has done this yet

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“I asked chat gpt” “I asked grok” well I asked Jean Moreau and he said that stupid questions deserve stupid answers and then started insulting me and my bloodline in three languages

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I hate when you catch yourself having a thought that hints at deeper insanities than previously imagined

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Is there a food you don't like that is considered very popular?

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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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Reblog and put in the tags the first thing you can remember learning to cook by yourself

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I'm a sound engineer and if I look at a sound system too long it starts looking like a dissected human body to me. Like not literally but allegorically. I could draw a whole diagram explaining this. I'm also. on a waiting list for a psychiatrist. For other reasons

I’m hard is that alright

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subject: letter of resignation

To The Respective Agencies of Blueflame Hero: Dabi and Winged Hero: Hawks, We are writing in order to submit our formal resignation from our internships with you in Kyushu, effective immediately. We are incredibly grateful for our time as your mentees and learned so much from you as heroes, but understand that our goal of setting the two of you up in order to aid our own internships ultimately crossed every line imaginable, with significant repercussions on the personal lives of you both. We are so sorry for any emotional distress caused. Sincerest apologies, Fumikage Tokoyami and Shouto Todoroki (P.S: please don’t tell Mom about the internal bleeding - Shouto) (P.P.S: or Mr Aizawa, for that matter - Fumikage)

OR: Shouto and Fumikage try their hand at matchmaking. It somehow goes both better than expected and way, way worse.

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"how do you cope" i dont . im a man i kill myself like a man every day i wake up and kill myself 100 times . for lunch i take 300 painkillers and die . dinner time ? i die . dont ask me shit

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my only skill is curating KPDH memes

(part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4)

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The Firelight leader? Yeah, I wouldn't mess with her

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well the eagle eats my liver every day around 3pm, but otherwise i can meet when it best suits your schedule!

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