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Rhys & Fiona are definitely fucking in the caravan sorry not sorry

Dear anon, You should never apologize for who you are or what you believe in. If your vision of visions is that Rhys and Fiona are fucking in that caravan, you shown own that. Put it on posters, make hats, BUY A BILLBOARD. Be Confident, Be You. Let them fuck. My message to Bordernation.

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Another Announcement

Hello, I am not abandoning this blog, your fair admin just happens to be doing something called being a student. It is unfortunately finals season meaning that I will be offline in order to mostly focus on final projects, papers, and exams for the end of the year. I apologize for the inconvenience but a mans gotta learn! Can't take over Hyperion without a degree yanno?

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How big do y'all think Kriegs dick is? I feel like he'd be a grower, uncut and pretty big (like you're gonna be sore as hell after). But I wouldn't be surprised if Benedict did something crazy/awful like making him have 2 dicks or castrating him ngl

I think I will refer to the rest of you guys for this one, how big do you guys think Krieg is? I think he'd be pretty big personally, I mean, look at him. I don't think he's small. I agree with him being uncut as well, mostly because, I don't think bandits or Psychos are doing that kind of thing. I love the things my confessors think about and consider, all of you have beautiful beautiful minds! So I love you with this dear confessors: Not only do I ask how big do you think Krieg is? I also leave you with this discussion question: Who do you think is the biggest?

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I need people to see Vaughn’s brat tamer potential, he's got the perfect energy to be a mean dom in a sweet way, like, soft voice while spanking you to tears.

I really love the collective fandom idea that Vaughn is not only into BDSM but that he is informed on it and has an understanding of the dynamics and what goes into it. I think this is the 4th confession I've got in relation to Vaughn and BDSM, not to mention the numerous fics I've seen. I'm not complaining in the slightest. Vaughn would make the perfect brat tamer, have you seen how he interacts with Rhys in Tales? Switching from being sweet and friendly to cross and annoyed on a dime? That's perfect for dealing with a brat. I absolutely love this and I'd love to see/hear more. If you'll let me indulge myself for a second here dear anon: Brat Tamer Vaughn with Brat Rhys? Maybe a bit too self indulgent on my end there and this is about Vaughn and not the two of them, so I do apologize. Ignore this paragraph if you must and pretend it does not exist.

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T4t rhysha. She impregnates him epic style. Hit send

Hello, dear anon, I say laying on throw rug kicking my feet like a teen girl in a 2000s rom com, I have to admit that I personally am a fan of Rhysha. Woah! Shocking I know! The crows gasps in awe. But it is true, I like Rhysha. I like their dynamic, I like their back and forth, I am a huge fan of Sasha as a character as a whole. Rhysha... appeals to me.

Would I say I'm the biggest Rhysha shipper in the world? Definitely not. But I like it! As for T4T Rhysha, I am sold. I love T4T dynamics and Rhys reads as so painfully trans to me. I have to admit T4T Rhysha was a fic idea that's been rattling around in the back of my brain for a while. Let Sasha top him I say! Genuinely I really do love T4T Rhysha, I think it's a very cute dynamic and I am entirely here for it.

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Haha

Just blocked my first minor so I fear it is time that I tap the sign again. This blog is strictly 18+ minors DNI absolutely NO EXCEPTIONS. I am an adult running a blog where I am discussing things of a sexual nature. My blog is not a space for kids. While I understand that it's the internet and there is no way for me to guarantee that absolutely every single person who crosses my blog my blog is 18+, I can certainly tap the sign. I do monitor who interacts with my blog and I block any and all minors on sight. You are not going to be the exception the rule, I promise you. I do not care if your birthday is in a week or 2 days or even 12 hours, if you wait I am happy to welcome you with open arms and maybe even a diamond pony! But if you interact with my blog before then, the only thing I can welcome you to is my block list

Logging Off For the Evening,

nsfwborderfessing admin out!

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Need more prequel Jack kink discovery. I'm a sucker for kink discovery in any situation, but specifically Prequel? The guy who is holding onto his morality by his Hero Complex pinkie??

I need more prequel Jack in general honestly, but that little loser learning about his underlying bloodlust? The amount of lineeees he has for discovering he likes fighting and killing, I need 10 times that in fanfiction of him discovering he likes to beat someone bloody as they beg for more.

And accidental kink discovery??? Him trying to hide how excited he's getting over someone crying, over their pained hisses and whines. Just telling himself it's just cause he's been single for so long. Nothing else. A Hero wouldn't get off on the idea of someone begging for their life, no no. That's not what a hero's mercy is about.

-Fever Anon (just a tag I wanted to start since you liked my rhys arm trauma post so much :) )

I need to take this time to remind the public that it is canonical that Jack and Nisha have a lot of sex and also that Nisha actively encourages his sadistic tendencies during the events of The Pre Sequel. Jack also really didn't have a lot of his sadism or bloodlust from what we can see prior to TPS. As I have mentioned before Jack explicitly says at the begging of TPS that he's never killed before "woooo never been shot at before". Sure from a character and linguistic perspective you could argue "maybe he's killed and its never been retaliated" but I think that's a lot of semantics and also untrue. I think it takes away from falling into the greed of power and bloodlust that happens over the course of TPS. NOW, for the kink discovery, 100% YES I am all for it. We know that by the events of TPS Jack has been with Moxxi and that he has Angel, so I don't think that he is entirely freakless. Jack definitely has at least a few kinks on his list and has some experience under his belt. But I think that both Nisha, the events of TPS and his rise to power drive that even further. He chokes out Tassiter with his bare hands, that's a very intimate and purposeful way of killing someone and also a bit... freaky. He had every choice to kill him in a different way or use a different method but he chose that one on purpose, it was definitely deliberate. After that....? All bets are off and by the time we see Jack in 2 I feel like full Jack Freak Mode has been realized. Not only is it canon that Jack and Nisha have a lot of sex but the way that Jack acts towards sex within his own company has been turned up to the nines. He has pornographic movies made of himself, multiple in fact, he destroys an entire planet to build himself a "Pleasure Palace", he puts orgy rooms on Helios. Jack is not shown to be like this at the beginning of the game, this is Jack after he becomes CEO and has time to waste and run amuck doing whatever he so pleases. I desperately need Jack learning more about himself and eventually slowly falling into it and fulling indulging himself in his kinks and his fetishes even if the list is obscenely long. I like kink discovery in general but tying that into Jacks fall into absolute depravity is genius. I think he'd be embarrassed about some of it at first "no I can't possibly be into this" "no this can't possibly get me off". But I also think that a lot of the kinks and discoveries that he's had about himself have been dragged out of him by others. Maybe I'm shoving too many thoughts in here but I feel like for Jack a lot of his kinks are very people focused, less on objects, it's people themselves, how they look, how they react, how they sound. He's an obscenely interesting character to me and I love watching the gears turn in his tiny little head. Long response for my character analysis anon Please note that this is being posted from a half finished draft that I had and I have a backlog of about 15 or so asks in my inbox at current. I want to thank everyone for their patience, I am only one man

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I think Moxxi and Aurelia hooked up during tps. I also think that Moxxi and Alistair are friends; he knows that she fucked his sister and has forgiven her for it.

Something something insert joke about how Aurelia's gock is so cold your tongue will get stuck trying to give her a blowjob.

I need to be entirely honest, fair anon and this is shameful to admit but I fear Aurelia is the Vault Hunter that I know the least about when it comes to The Pre Sequel. Double unfortunately only ship content that I have seen of her was from a comic where Aurelia and Jack where fighting with each other over who loved their partners more where she was dating Tim. ...Also totally didn't look up who Alistair was because I had never heard him referred to by anything but Hammerlock, nope not at all. Anyways, enough of Confession Admin humiliation hour, let's get into this: My lack of knowledge does not mean I support you any less fair anon! I am 110% on board with this. I feel like Moxxi's bisexuality as a subject is a bit underdiscussed when it comes to her character. My personal ships aside, I think she should kiss more women! Let the bisexuals be bisexual! Also there is absolutely no way that Hammerlock doesn't know she hooked up with Aurelia. He spends the majority of 2 hanging out in her bar in sanctuary, he's heard her talk and I just know she's a gossip. I can also see her purposefully mentioning it just to bother him

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zane has def fucked his digiclone at least once. actually who am i kidding he fucks his digiclone on the regular

I need to be completely honest, I think that all of the characters with digi clones of themselves has slept with them or tried to at least once and that's not just the selfcest shipper in me talking (okay maybe it is a little) Zane definitely bones his regularly and probably talks to it while he does

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Timhelm is the perfect ship. Wilhelm was hand crafted by Borderlands God to fuck the daylights out of that twink.

Anon I am once again holding up a little banner for you and waving a flag

I genuinely find Timhelm to be so woefully underrated, it is such a good ship. I had never considered it before until I stumbled upon a fanfic where Wilhelm fucks him as a treat. Honestly from then on I was SOLD. That sweet sweet size difference? The fact that Wilhelm is totally a freak and Tim definitely is too (he just maybe doesn't know it yet)? Timhelm has SUCH A GOOD DYNAMIC and I wish more people were talking about it. The art is also very cute Timhelm how I love you

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jack the type of guy to get pegged and choked but if nisha asked him to eat him out he'd say its gross .

Now this fair anon is where I unfortunately arrive at a crossroads. See on one hand I can absolutely see Jack whining and complaining about having to eat Nisha out and I love whiny complaining Handsome Jack. I love the image of Jack getting all pouty about it. Can a man with a death count be a little bratty as a treat? I say yes. I say yes

I do love the image of Jack complaining and Nisha having to bribe him, genuinely 100%

Also consider one of Moxxi's reasons for breaking up with him being that he'd refuse to go down on her

Unfortunately I love making characters munches and I fear taking one street over the other would be traitorous to myself

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need timothy lawrence to call me mommy tbh WHAT BYE WHO SAID THAT

Truer words have never been said, truer words have never spoken, truer words have never been uttered. I have never seen a Borderlands character radiate "I have a mommy kink" energy quite like Timothy Lawrence. You can tell he's just itching for it. I am a Timothy Mommy Kink Lawrence Truther. Just look at him! Look at his sad eyes! Look at his trauma! He just screams "I want to call someone mommy in bed"

Love mommy kink Tim long as I shall live

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I love Rhys so much, he's such a dork i want him to top me im sorry

We NEED more tops who look like bottoms

I'd let him top me too anon. Especially Present Tales? With that black and grey suit? The velvet boots? The silver hand? There's a vision here, trust me

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Pleaseeee come backkkkk

So what if I said that today I felt a disturbance in the force? In the Borderlands ether and it urged me to return? The winds shifted to a cold breeze I did not like and I knew it was time for me to pick up my pen and paper

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Sorry for my lack of posts, I am currently on vacation and have been spending time with my boyfriend. Gasp you're taken! I hear all of you shout! I know I know so sad, the moderator of Nsfwborderfessing is off the market. A tragedy for many I know. Essentially this my version of:

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Miss Mad Moxxi Borderlands can throttle me whenever, wherever. I’d let that woman do anything she wants to me.

Gearbox can only do four things: Make bisexuals, pathetic men, dominant women or a mix of the 3, and I for one am not complaining Would I let Moxxi step on me? I'll never tell

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i need to top the shit out of mordecai i need to break that man like a twig

I absolutely adore the people in the fandom who have obsessions with people from Borderlands One. In a world where the fandom is obsessed with 2 on you guys are doing the work, and I appreciate it. I see you AND I hear you I am holding up a banner in support I am cheering you on at your recital