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Indeed, Even More (In)correct Royalflush Quotes
Lucifer: Husk, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Husk, while cleaning a glass: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Lucifer: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Charlie.
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Husk: I kissed Lucifer.
Angel Dust: What? When?
Husk: He came by my room right after you left.
Angel Dust: I was only gone 20 minutes. What'd you do, shine a bat symbol on your dick?
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Husk: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Lucifer, absently: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Alastor: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Charlie, dying from embarrasment: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Lucifer: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...
Husk: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?
Lucifer: Holy moly-
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Niffty: Hey, Husk? Can I get some dating advice?
Husk: Just because I'm with Lucifer doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Lucifer: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Husk: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Lucifer, drunk: Wow, Husk, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Husk, amused: We literally slept together yesterday.
Lucifer: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands!
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Lucifer: Well, Husk and I finally did it!
The rest of the sins: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Lucifer, proud of himself: That's right... We kissed!
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Lucifer: You look good in that dress.
Husk, dressed as Miss Fortine: You know where else I'd look good?
Lucifer, zero hesitation: My bed.
Husk: By your side- wait, what?
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Mammon: Hey, what have you two been doing?
Bee-zebub: We were helping Luci with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of his house for making it inappropriate.
Asmodeus: How is “Nice ass, Husk” inappropriate?
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I missed my brotp (platonic LuciHusk) so have this +radioapple
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I gave each Hazbin Hotel ship a song 🌸
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Chaggie: Unconditionally
Chalastor: I'm damaged
Huskerdust: There for you
Radiodust: Car radio
Vaggie/Angel Dust: The man I used to be
Radiohusk: The other side
Staticmoth: Love sucks
Staticradio: Mr. Blue
Radiorose: Safe and sound
Radioapple: Let the children watch
Adamsapple: East of Eden
Lucilith: Fairytale
Cherrisnake: Out of my league
Guitarspear: Stronger
Emilute: Breath of life
Polyvees: Don't treat me with a good time
Chaggily: Cosmic love
Charmily: Paradise
Zestmilla: I wouldn't mind
RoyalFlush: Shooting Star
Staticspider: Obsessions
Radiomaid: Smile
Staticradioapple: Your friend Steve
Brokerdoll: Shatter me
Staticapple: Not another song about love
Character x reader: C'mon
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If I forgot any ship please let me know
★ Part 1 // Part 3
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Husk trying to use the “I’m old” argument with Lucifer. :V
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Something I’d desperately need from a Lucifer/Husk pairing is them preening each other’s wings 🥹
Lucifer strikes me as exactly the guy who would non-judgmentally call someone out for something he himself absolutely struggles with. Ah, I want both of these depressed bastards to take care of each other!
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Lucifer found out Husk likes to perform magic tricks 🍎🃏
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First time chatting with the crew is very overwhelming, Luci would prefer lighter conversations.
*first art post with my new name!
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Surprise attack (Spamtenna short 7 +fanart)
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The mail with antennas is their official logo now I don't care I will put this thing everywhere
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The Amazing Digital COMIC #44-Ass Ahoy
☕Ko-Fi || [❤PREV] || [🧡START🧡] || [NEXT💙] || Full Comic🎪
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i guess the apple could turn yellow or green
i know there’s lots of different nuances to you and to me
ive really been loving this apple trend i don’t know where it started but i wanted to draw one !
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Once I’m president I’ll inject growing strawberries with helium & release them across the United States, providing free floating food for all & mobile snacks forever!
If you’re allergic to strawberries 🍓 sorry. I also trained them to fly towards you specifically by accident. Yup right into the mouth sorry
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Girl just block me it’s not that serious
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Fixing bad posts via poetry? it is more likely than you think
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Teaching him how to use technology and he just immediately does this
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