numberoneconstructionguy

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Hello Marker ,. Do tell, how do you Feel about the Utah Teapot? Perhaps ? Do you ? Teapot? Have you seen? Thank you. From the Teapot.

Oh that teapot! I like it I guess

Yunno one time I carved one o' those out o' wood !

It er broke recently though, nuthin' I can't fix though

[numberoneconstructionguy]

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 mannequins 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Excuse m'

What does this mean pard'ner??

[numberoneconstructionguy]

I always just figured you were made from Texan wood! Have you ever even been to the southern US, then?

I think th' place I was made at was centered there..

Where am I now actually.

Did I know at some point.. or did I just forget..?? Oh jeez

[numberoneconstructionguy]

I made an unpleasant piece of wood. How does this make you feel mannequssy.

. It's an awful waste o' wood! Ye didn't even make th' gradient correctly! Learn howta paint properly

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Nine is cool

Very rad

Yay

I agree with ya'!

[numberoneconstructionguy]

can mannequins get tattoos if yes is it lik a human's tattoo or is it more like literal carvings

It can b' done either way. Though paintin' it on is more suggested since carvin' usually hurts

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Where did u pick up ur accent if none of the other mannequins have a southern accent

Er well, they d'.

Mayb' ye' just haven't seen any o' em b'cause they're all back at... Nevermind.

But they exist n' I think I hung 'round em fer' too long

...How d' ye' know bout th' other mannequins??

[numberoneconstructionguy]

I like nine bfdi

Hehe

Oh hey I've seen em b'fer!

Looks real cool herher

[numberoneconstructionguy]

I like paper.. and paper is made of wood.. so technically I like wood..

Er.. not exactly but ye' got th' spirit !

[numberoneconstructionguy]

you can claw my straw out of my cold, dead hands, and I'd honestly like to see you try, splinter boy >:[

scarecrow anon

I've never seen someone so stubborn n' WRONG!

Well besides from Wallter..

N' now yer' callin' m' insults!?

Why yer' nuthin' but a bunch o' hay on a stick! You'd get blown away in one gust o' wind!

[numberoneconstructionguy]

look at these cute lil guys

they're called Deep Sea Bunnies

you can pet them, and can also give items to them and they'll give one back in return

buuut sometimes they try to guve you a landmine and then it explodes and kills them

Woah! They look like quite th' cuties herher!

Why th' hell d' they have landmines sometimes

[numberoneconstructionguy]

Mannequssy ur the true sigma. Dont get butter thrown at you, mr skibidi.

-unpleasant gaydient 🟩🟪🟫

Whut does ANY O' THIS MEAN??

[numberoneconstructionguy]

both concrete and wood are obsolete... everyone knows that straw is the best building material!!!

scarecrow anon

I've never heard o' a take any dumber than this!

Get yer' sorry head outta here!

[numberoneconstructionguy]

How about this.

Discount in your favorite hardware store. Or..Or I can buy you your FAVORITE type of wood.

Just- For Christ's sake..

I'M NOT MANNEQUINPHOBIC!!

-TV📺

Whatever just buy m' th' stuff n' scram!

I'll only believe ya' fer' now cause yer' annoyin' ta talk ta.

[numberoneconstructionguy]

does magic so everytime you touch wood you get splinters

wait that doesn't mske sense does it

Yea it's er physically impossible fer' m' ta get splinters.

Well actually nuthin's impossible but it's never happened so it's safe ta say it never will !

[numberoneconstructionguy]

m-m-m-m-m-mango!?!??!?!

What about mangos?

D' ye' not like em or somethin'?

[numberoneconstructionguy]

dog

Aww! What a cutie herher!