nutstomper-47

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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really important lesson from Sailor Moon that a lot of people don't pick up on: if you know a girl who's lazy, whiny, immature, and wants to waste all her time playing video games--it might be because she's the reincarnated princess of a forgotten mystical kingdom so show some respect.

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guy who's pronouns are "he/she/they" (that's the whole pronoun) and "to whom it may concern" (that's the whole other pronoun) and everyone gets mad at to whom it may concern because his/her/their pronouns are so long

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do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

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i was born inside the wii system then i became a real boy i want to go back

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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes

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me normally: i like your outfit

me in the dimension where im always with a scary bug: me and my scary bug like your outfit

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wait why does my toaster look so yonic right now

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Fun fact: there’s a virus that makes bugs iridescent

disease that makes you beautiful then kills you

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it you

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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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Let her speak lol