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Compass - Chapter 3

coauthored by @nxlx96

M | 3/? Chapters | 27368 words

landoscar, hunger games au, slowburn, hurt/comfort, canon typical violence

“Only one tribute is to be reaped from the male pool. The accompanying tribute will be the youngest male mentor from the pool of previous victors from each district.”

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Lando dives into a pool, gets a new nickname, and commits conspiracy.

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mcl home race!

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if you ever feel sad, just remember oscar piastri’s baku overtake was looked at by mclaren’s aerodynamic engineers and deemed impossible

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what the helly-

me too oscar, me too.

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sometimes i forget lando is rich rich as in multimillionaire, but he also grew up with big money around him from his family. and now he has these millions dollars contracts with mclaren tumi monster drinks and whatever else, and lives in monaco. but in some aspect of his personality he still seems very ‘normal’ guy.

Not to get all philosophical on main, but you have no idea how right you are.

Lando might be swimming in Monster money and have a Monaco view that probably costs more than my existence, but at the end of the day, I promise you he’s just some guy.

A guy who has expired food all over his kitchen.

A guy who doesn’t reply to texts, and leaves laundry in the machine for days.

A guy who has to clip his toenails.

A guy who sometimes has trouble managing his emotions like all the rest of us.

A guy I desperately need to teach how to sneeze, because I am genuinely concerned he’ll pop a vein in his head if he continues to keep it inside like that.

The illusion happens when we put these people on pedestals and forget that what we mostly see is a persona that’s curated for media, fans, and most importantly, sponsors.

Imo, behind Lando it’s just a lot of regular human nonsense, only with a higher net worth and probably a very bougie toothbrush.

Let me see your toothbrush, Lando.

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481 ghost au

introducing: the concept of the ghosts

"...

He misses his bus by half a minute, has to wait for the next and because the bus stop is right across the road from the graveyard he can make out the first ghosts in the twilight. Transparent, white-ish things that glow softly. Some brighter than others but not more than the moon on a slightly clouded sky. They're moving with the soft gusts of wind that tear through the cemetery. Their form is not unlike the cliché of the floating bedsheet. A fact that makes the ghost very popular as a Halloween costume.

Oscar shivers and turns his gaze away. Takes a deep breath. He knows that the ghosts mean no harm. He's even heard people mention that they can give you guidance if you ask them politely enough. Still, he can't shake being uneasy, to say the least. Scared, if he dares to admit.

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can't stop thinking about race engineer oscar

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happy rawe ceek to this dude and his favourite track ☹️🥺 (he really likes Spa btw)

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ok… random little thing.

i think its really hard to quantify oscar’s progress. unlike many other drivers, he doesn’t have a ‘rookie group’ when he’s still at the point of his career where he is improving.

this kind of means his progress and results are being lumped back with the previous group which is really the 2019 rookies (plus charles imo, his debut was in 2018).

so, when you look at that group of rookies, we have a race difference of *checks notes* 102-57, with Lando and George at 82.

that means that despite the fact that at the very least (alex), his competition in terms of expectation of experience has an extra 2 seasons on him.

anyway yeah… just thought i’d yap on about expectations and the relative experience of who oscar is generally subconsciously judged against

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getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

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MAX'S TWITCH STREAM: SPA - SPRINT QUALI | brotherhood of the travelling swarovski bracelet! heartbreaking news: the gremlin is back again in his gremlin activities july 25th 2025

max: by the way, i fucking lost my swarovski bracelet, right? i've lost it... i've spotted it... it's in belgium, mate (AHHHHH) it's in fucking belgium (AHHHHH) not even a word, do you know what i mean? like when we were packing today, i was like, where is it? i don't know. well, that's theft. that's theft. i'm just going to—i mean, we'll just start doing it back (AHHHH) i'll do it with like one of his watches or something. "hey, fuck knows where that's gone, buddy? don't know where that's gone" (unserious fella) eye for an eye, mate. eye for an eye.do you know what i mean? we'll just—with the rm, mate (NOT THE RICHARD MILLE WATCH) see you later. bosh. that'd be mint. even if he just said "can i have it?" i'd be like, "yeah, go on, mate." why not? i don't mind. (but) not a word. i remember he said, "i like that, looks really nice by the way, mate." i was like, "thanks, man." and i think i let him try it on (YOU THINK???) and then i didn’t ever get it back. (he) fucking planned that shit. i mean, i’m only joking. we borrow each other's stuff, man (NOT THIS THING AGAIN) we see each other every other week, so he can really take whatever he fucking wants ("he really can take whatever he fucking wants" does he know?) i’m only joking. what was i going to get up? (dear god) the qualifying would be a good thing to get up, wouldn’t it, chat? that’d be good.

max was right... the bracelet it's in fucking belgium...

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(in garage 4) lando: i like a boy... but im also a boy..?! kyaaaaa!!!! >.<

(in garage 81) mark: ok oscar now hit the second tower

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“my fist will be coming into your head in a minute!”

“are you gonna fist me?!”

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have you ever cried over a celebrity's death?

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LANDO NORRIS Belgian GP 2024