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text 📲 spencer & miles.

SPENCER: dude you gotta warn me next time there's a chick in our room, i just got jumpscared

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text 📲 spencer & kitty.

SPENCER: if i ask for your help with something are you gonna make me regret it

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text 📲 spencer & blaine.

SPENCER: hey SPENCER: you got any lunch plans today?

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i said i'm straight, not a masochist.

if that's true, i dare you to dm rachel berry and tell her you wanna fuck, and then actually fuck her. bet ya won't!

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SPENCER: what's wrong with back hair?

KITTY: he had back hair KITTY: so no KITTY: and no bc you deserve better than back hair.

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when: sunday, october 12th where: nyada’s fall festival who: spencer & @nyadaannieb

"are you doing this costume contest thingy?" spencer takes a swig from his water bottle as he nods at annie, before pointing to the sign behind her. "they should have asked me to be the judge for it, honestly. i would have made sure only the actually cool ones got the prizes."

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when: saturday, october 11th where: nyada’s fall festival who: spencer & @blainetm

"uh... here." as with any remotely romantic gesture, spencer can't help but feel totally awkward as he shoves a candy corn plushie into blaine's arms - his prize for reaching the jackpot on the high striker machine. "i wouldn't know what to do with this shit, so... it's yours. or you can toss it in the trash, whatever, your call."

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when: saturday, october 11th where: nyada’s fall festival who: spencer & @santanalonyada

"remind me again when all these kids leave?" as if proving his point, spencer nearly trips over a child who had made the choice to dart out in front of him in a mad rush to an ice cream sundae station. "if i wanted to deal with having a bunch of brats underfoot, i would have settled down with a nice young lady and done the job myself. i just know there's some multiverse version of me that got married to his high school sweetheart, never left his home town, and has like ten kids with her already. that poor asshole."

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wait, you think i'm actually gay? no, no, you've got it all wrong. i've just been doing guys for the bit.

that's how dedicated i am to it. the grind never stops. all i want to do is hook up with like, mad chicks, but, alas... can't stop now.

they scratch an itch, if that counts as being happy. i don't think any of them are ugly though, you're just gay as hell.

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SPENCER: ew SPENCER: was he hot SPENCER: did you get his number for me

💬 kitty & spence.

KITTY: help some horrible MAN looked at my tits when i was on the elliptical :\ KITTY: why can't the straights let me LIVE. @nyadaspencer

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SPENCER: maybe if this was 2008. SPENCER: but i don't think i could pull off 'scene kid' anyway. SPENCER: yeah, totally. we can just feel it out. no pressure. SPENCER: that makes sense. plus, like, it's totally different, cuz our show doesn't suck, and actually gets the views, but... in a way, we're both performers, ig. athletes and artists, i mean. SPENCER: yeah? you think so? SPENCER: all the encouragement i need, then. SPENCER: especially since it's the easiest option. SPENCER: yeah, maybe. i'll try not to let you down. SPENCER: me too.

BLAINE: yeah, you probably don't. i don't think i do either, actually. maybe if i straighten it, but that's definitely not going to happen. BLAINE: perfect. i'd like it to be one. [...] BLAINE: i mean, i'm fine either way. if you're leaning more towards something casual, that's okay! we can just go with the flow, see how it feels. no pressure! BLAINE: oh, i think you're definitely right about that! it's less about the spotlight and more about how competitive people can be, regardless of whether they're athletes or artists. BLAINE: it must have been pretty intense in those locker rooms, though. BLAINE: well, you look good in a jersey. why mess with a classic, right? BLAINE: oh, i have faith in you, spencer. i think you're nicer than you let on. it might be subtle, but i'm pretty good at reading between the lines. BLAINE: and i'm looking forward to this chill-maybe-a-date. either way, i think it's going to be a good night.

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i mean...

if they make you happy, isn't that what really matters?

are you saying i hook up with ugly girls? what the fuck spence. you need jesus.

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SPENCER PORTER moodboard

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since when has that stopped you before?

i mean, if she's hot, i'd love to get up on that - i mean, she's even cuntier than me sometimes, and i've gotta respect that. but i can't get past the idea that she might not look how she pretends to look. what if she's fugly? i can't get with an uggo.

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"not always, though. you can usually figure out who i mean just by my description of them. i've been told i have a way with words." technically it hadn't been said as a compliment, but spencer was choosing to go with a glass half-full perspective. "you're telling me you're thinking about changing over to the dark side? why would you do that to me?"

"because, we shit talk all the time, and sometimes that requires knowing names?" kitty shrugs, taking a sip of her drink, "thanks for liking mine even though it was aggressively musical theater, though. i mean, i'm not a theater major but if they did a lesbian version of west side story, there is a chance i could convert."

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SPENCER: i don't think i even have enough hair to braid. SPENCER: yeah. this is a date. SPENCER: i mean SPENCER: you wanted it to be a date, right? SPENCER: doesn't have to be. we can just chill, idrc. SPENCER: guess so. SPENCER: tbh though, idk if it's just a performer thing. i've definitely dealt with some drama queens on the football teams i've been on. SPENCER: some people are just like that. SPENCER: yeah? i guess i'll have to wait and see. SPENCER: i'll probably just toss on a jersey again. i'm not really a costume dude. SPENCER: i'm sure i'll find something to give you a real compliment about at the bar. i'm not totally incapable of being nice.

BLAINE: i mean, i was kind of saving that for our second date. but i'm willing to make an exception, if you insist. i'm sure you'd look even hotter with braids. [...] BLAINE: i mean, this is a date, right? BLAINE: sounds fair. BLAINE: things do get a little dramatic around here sometimes, don't they? i guess that's what happens when you gather so many passionate and highly competitive performers under one roof. this is a performing arts school, after all. a little drama kind of comes with the territory, and the chaos is simply inevitable. BLAINE: well, maybe you'll get to see if you’re right come halloween. i haven't decided on a costume yet, so who knows... BLAINE: i figured it wasn't, but one can always hope. 'not an insult' is good enough for me. i can work with that.

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i stand behind everything i've ever said. it's pretty easy to do, when you've never been wrong.

damn, that's a shame. i was kind of rooting for you two. nyada's hottest new couple.

b a r f

i mean, would you use your government name to talk the shit she does? actually, never mind, you already do, and so do i. hm. maybe that is her name. but the thing is, i've never seen her physically, so? gotta be some sort of catfish situation.