nyano64

[nyano64]

for some reason the penis flattener jokes in the good place get me every single fucking time. they just make me think of this

and I just lose it

[nyano64]

OUTTA MY WAY HATBOY IM BOUTTA EXPERIENCE PURPLE

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OUTTA MY WAY HATBOY IM BOUTTA EXPERIENCE PURPLE

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[nyano64]

learning that 1. there's a thing called the 'gen z stare' 2. it pisses people off and 3. it's just underpaid service workers staring at someone until they follow a simple instruction, has been interesting.

for example, the card reader says 'remove card' the customer goes 'it says remove card, what do i do?' then some underpaid 20 year old just stares at whatever twat just asked that question. apparently that's devastating for baby boomers and gen x'ers, and they're complaining about it. retail workers should be allowed to jump the counter and kill customers

[nyano64]

Chat, you can once again beat Off

[nyano64]

there needs to be a movie that was advertised as boring cheap het romance where a serious woman meets a new funny guy at work, they become friends but the plot twist is that the main guy is trans and the main female lead has some deep terf believes. so she reacts like a moron but in a such emotional way that the dude is like "hold up. are you actually jealous of me?" the 'woman' is stunned as fuck and tries to avoid the guy for like three days max until 'she' breaks down and confesses that yes. 'she' is jealous of him and how he managed to look like a cis guy despite being afab. and then it turns out that 'she' actually felt gender dysphoria since puberty but felt ashamed bc 'her' family is like. religious and abusive. and the guy will be all like "awww dont worry dude, i got you!! :D" so there would be a long montage scene of them going shopping in the man section, 'her' getting a ugly buzzcut, a lot of crying from being overwhelmed by new emotions and feeling finally happy and accepted. the movie then ends with a explicit twenty minutes long t4t sex scene.

[nyano64]

Get bad appled loser

[nyano64]

can i stress the importance of boundary setting? of being able to say no? if you want to be able to play with this shit, or really engage sexually at all, you need to be able to look someone in the eye and say “i don’t want this.”

[nyano64]

maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.

[nyano64]

I know I say that I'm kinda nuts for doing the amount of visual research I do, but at the same time: Specificity is SO much more compelling and real feeling, and imo not getting references often makes things look more amateur.

Eg. drawing a sofa- my mental image of a sofa is something like this:

Like. Its a sofa. It works. But it's not very convincing, the pillows are kinda wrong at the back, and it's not really giving any information about the owner. Even if you want a basic sofa... What kind of basic.

comfy and cheap?

kinda rigid?

inherited? ------

who does this comfy cheap ikea sofa belong to anyway?

guy living alone?

teenage girl?

Grandma?

Anyway I'll get off my soapbox but specificity is sexy and fun and it can do your storytelling for you!

[nyano64]

RELUCTANT CLOWN STABBING

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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.

[nyano64]

firm reminder that if you’re saying shit completely indistinguishable from bigots like “we gotta start killing trans women” “trans men should just take some dick and they’ll be normal” “[slur for intersex people] are such a small minority and they always make it about themselves” (all real opinions i have seen Multiple times) then you can fuck right off