nyarlathesleeper
nyarlathesleeper
In the Cave of the Cerulean Creature
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Nyarla's the name, cringe is my game | An amphibious reptilian from beyond the stars | Crippling Himedanshi | 23 y/o, Agender, Bisexual, Any/All | I have no plans or aspirations here, just a place to fandom post
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nyarlathesleeper · 24 hours ago
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(This is from 2022, and features an older torso model!)
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nyarlathesleeper · 1 day ago
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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It does undercut your queer politic credentials somewhat when your posting hinges on an incorrect folk etymology from Star Wars.
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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The problem isn't the over designed twinks or the silly horse girls or the goofy cookies it's the gambling. You guys know it's the gambling right? I need to you all to know the problem with gatcha games is that they're just normalizing gambling addictions to younger generations.
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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If u wanna be a guy: give it a try! If u wanna be a girl: give it a whirl! If u wanna be none: give it a run! If you wanna be something else please contact the support hotline by dialing the number below during business hours monday through friday to be connected with an assistant who can help you find a suitable rhyme to express this.
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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BIG! (her wife for scale)
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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the thing i love most about jojolands being in the early 2020s is that the characters actually probably are brainrotted
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PLEASE let my boy jodio be the johnny cage of the joestars
we already know he’s internet addicted PLEASR LET US HAVE THIS
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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Entry level jobs haven't existed since the 2008 crash. 90% of hiring managers won't hire recent graduates. A quarter of job listings are ghost jobs. Companies hire part time so that they don't have to give benefits. Federal minimum wage hasn't increased since 2009. The True Unemployment Rate is 25%. Master's are the new bachelor's. For most the job search takes over a year. 75% of resumes are never. actually seen by the hiring team.
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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nyarlathesleeper · 4 days ago
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the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US
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nyarlathesleeper · 6 days ago
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bunny suit action Salem
(HE/HIM) 🐇💥🗡️🏳️‍⚧️
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nyarlathesleeper · 6 days ago
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let me hit it (as a bonding activity) PEACEMAKER
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nyarlathesleeper · 6 days ago
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FNAF Glamrock Freddy is a Punk rocker,,
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