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i just realized that my tumblr doobies have not seen my dog. only aspen and wen have seen him so far, but here you guys go. this is padfoot <3



^^ these are of him as a puppy :3


^^ and this is him, now! the first one is from his first birthday. the second picture is from a month ago :33 he’s two now!!
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haven't finished yet but happy birthday to the triplets!
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I wish I could be one of those Cool Tumblr Accounts that make Cool Deep textposts or funny outlandish shitposts, but I'm dumb, stupid, and have a total of one braincell that bounces around like the dvd symbol in my empty little brain.
So I come on here, post something REALLY intellectual, like, "dolce stumnyyyyyyy 🤤" and leave.
dolce stummy in question:

#awawawwawawaaaawa#anime girl tummy#🤤#lick lick lick lick lick lick#im an adult let me be a degenerate pervert in peace#dolce dropscythe#*kisses her sloppily*#we seperate and there is a glistening spit trail#i push her down and show her a real good time#can someone save me please#anime girl brainrot#honestly wouldn't have it any other way#anygays#jo's vtuber rambling#vtuber rabbit hole#doppio dropscythe
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ffffuck you laito sakamaki I hope you fall into a pit of venomous snakes, get roasted over a bonfire trussed up like a rotisserie chicken, get waterboarded, get hit by a 7 ton truck, get run over by a cybertruck, be a victim to the healthcare industry, be a victim to the asian education system, are forced to do titrations for several hours, get hydraulic pressed, get your blood sucked by leeches, be eaten alive by numerous carnivorous creatures, are forced to sit through stress interviews without prior preparation, are forced to tap dance in acupressure slippers, have burning coals shoved into your underwear, and jump off a building. TL;DR, eat shit and die.
(this reaction is why I think daisuke hirakawa's portrayal of this asshat is my second favourite VO in the games, second only to my goat yuki kaji as kanato, my sweetheart)
#diabolik lovers#laito sakamaki#i Do Not Like this mf#i want to squish him under my shoe like a cockroach#but im afraid#he would just like that
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it's weird being so in love with vtuber canon genderbend, but she is so darling, sweetheart, perfection incarnate, that I cannot help but fall head over heels: I love you, Dolce Dropscythe. ♡

I even made a tiny little playlist for her! ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱
#jo's vtuber rambling#vtuber rabbit hole#dolce dropscythe#i love her#i would go to war for her#i would die for her#i would give up the world to save her#and cradle her in my arms#if she is dead i have been long gone for i would have protected her with every last breath of mine#calling her my love#feels so insignificant#when she breathes life and happiness into my very being#anyway#nijisanji#nijisanji en#nijien#doppio dropscythe
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i made these ugly ass poca edits of cabernet to put up on my strawpage– enjoy.
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button pngs ! credit not necessary for pngs! like or reblog to use, don't repost as your own please.
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𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 ℑ 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔬𝔯 𝔡𝔬, 𝔦𝔱 𝔴𝔬𝔫'𝔱 𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔢 𝔟𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔶𝔬𝔲.
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How do you make your stamps? :0
Disclaimer: this is an obscenely long explanation, with pictures. Efficiency is stupid
So, for the static ones, I make a 99x56 px file on ibis paint x. Other programs are probably available online but I don't use them.
After that, I either upload an image I want to make into a stamp, or I draw one.
Then, I find a frame I want to use. Ill upload them here but let it be known I stole all of these right from deviantart


Most of them are from Lil-Devil-Melii on deviantart. The rest i have no idea. They're not all 99x56px but you can crop the canvas it's fine
Make sure to erase the edges of the picture , so they're transparent. It's not as cute otherwise
Upload those frames over your image in whatever art program you're using and viola, stamp.
For moving ones, it's a lot harder. Mostly because I refuse to download Photoshop.
There are a couple ways to do this. Some are simple animations, like with flashing text and whatnot. For these, you download the individual animation frames from your art program. Make sure it's transparent.
Then, upload each frame to ezgif.com under the option "GIF maker." You can play around with how fast each frame goes and whatnot but in the end, it'll be a stamp with some rad text that moves. This is easy, and doesn't make me want to shit my pants and cry. If you're new, do this. This is fun. This is good. This does not kill me inside
I made that↓ stamp with this method :)
this next one is how we turn gifs into stamps. This one makes me sad. It involves math and sucks. But we gotta do it. For the vibe
First, grab your gif. I'm using this cow gif because it's awesome
Then, I resize it using ezgif. Literally everything for this will be using ezgif. I am a simple man
At this point you should decide what frame to use. I'm using this one because its the first one I clicked
Figured out what size the inside of the frame is. That's what I resize the gif to, so the edges can be transparent. The inside of this one is 93x50 px, so those are the dimensions I'm making the gif.
Figure it out by putting the frame into ibis paint and realizing the canvas to fit just the inside of the frame, then seeing what the dimensions are. But there could be easier ways
Woah it's so small now
Then, still on ezgif, I go to the "crop" option.
Make sureeee to upload the smaller gif
press the button that says "extend canvas size", and then put the "width" and "height" as the dimensions for your FRAME. This'll put a bit of a transparent border around the gif. For this frame, I did 99px and 56px.
The "left" and "top" boxes show how many pixels the cropping happens from the edges of the canvas. The formula for finding that is
(width of gif / 2) - (difference between gif width and frame width / 2) = left box
For me it's (93 / 2) - (6 / 2) = 43.5
Then you do the same.for the height, which for me ends up being 22 from the top
This is reallyyy touchy and annoying though
Here's my result , with no visible difference
Okay so THEN you go to the "overlay" option, under "effects." And upload your frame. If the cropping was done right, you shouldn't have to move the frame at all and can just download it
Here's my result:
if you don't care about transparency, you can resize your gif to be the same size as the frame, and then put the frame over it. But I'm a slut for transparency
Anyways. I'm sorry if anything was unclear, it's two am. And I hope this was helpful :) these really are fun to make once you get it down
also if anyone has an easier way to make stamps from gifs, please god tell me
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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
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