✨ Orion | 33 | he/they | queer bi/quoiro/acespec nerd | Scorpio sun/Gemini moon/Cancer rising | I make stories and playlists and too many words ✨
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Parasocial is being so deeply and genuinely proud of and happy for some guy who doesn’t know you exist lolololol
#PREV.#like no but really#tgwdlm:r spoilers#when I went he did the entirety of inevitable as a warmup and when I tell you I lost my shit#and then let it out was a religious experience lol#he is so so so good and it kills me a lil bit that I wasn't able to tell him to his face lolll
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guys i fucking love starkid
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If I had a nickel for every time Jenna Coleman was cast as a character who's a mysterious reincarnation of an identical Victorian predecessor; makes not-so-platonic friends with a tall immortal accented man with an anxious attachment to their sunglasses; works with a man of legend, who's more of a personification than a real person, represented by an alias that begins with the letter 'D' –
Id have two nickles. Which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice right
#me when I said back in sandman s1 'johanna constantine is a clara oswald who's allowed to say 'fuck' -- and I'm here for it'#love Jenna Coleman so so so much for
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TGWDLM:R SPOILERS
I can't believe I got to see jon matteson meow onstage. What a time to be alive
#tgwdlm:r#tgwdlm:r spoilers#I'm still processing the whole experience but I just remembered this and it fuckin sent me#Jon Matteson the man that u are 🧡#but seriously the remount is fuckin transcendent and I'm so so glad I got to go see it#can't wait for the digital ticket rahhhhh
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Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."
I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."
#ough#I do not and will never use generative ai on purpose#I don't understand how people are so eager to. I really don't
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse
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Quite possibly the best answer.
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made a handy little slides presentation about lumber max, because every time someone asks me about it i get frustrated with myself when adhd attacks and i can't get all my thoughts together in a nice concise way dkgndsfk so now i can just show them this! yayy
screenshots version below the cut just in case the link is being silly or screenshots are just easier for you :]
#hatchetfield#lumber max#lumber axe#max jägerman#abstinence camp#hatchetverse#the jerries#no wait this makes. horrible sense actually#I love that literally anything could be hatchetverse canon. it's incredible tbfh
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my magnum opus
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so, you're telling me that a huge studio made a new animated movie with an original idea, stylized animation, actually good songs, and likable characters with depth and it was a hit?
wow its almost like that's what people have been asking for since they were drowning in sequels and remakes!
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I watched KPop Demon Hunters with a friend and you get to have this fake post credits scene.
Mira: Rumi, we have a secret too
Zoey: yeah we kept trying to tell you buuuuuut....
Mira: Zoey and I have been dating-
Zoey: (for a while)
Rumi: :surprisedpikachu:
Rumi: but! How? You? The Saja Boys? You were falling all over them?
Mira/Zoey: we're bisexual?
Rumi: ok ok, but how long...?
Zoey: weellllllll...
Mira: you know how we've been trying to get you to go to the bathhouse?
Rumi: THREE YEARS?
Zoey: We've been trying to get you to JOIN US
Rumi: what just so I can watch you two be, cute? Gay?
Mira: Rumi, we want you to JOIN. US.
Rumi: ...(Buffering):surprisedpikachu:
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I've seen NO ONE talk about it anywhere so I WILL
the collapse that Jon Matteson does in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (song) when Max is supposed to make Richie float above ground?? (at least that's how I see it) the collapse he does is so real, it actually looks like he's lost control of his body, and I find that shit IMPRESSIVE AS FUCK
ALSO THE TRIP NEAR THE END??
the way Jon actually looks like he is being puppeteered is probably one of my favourite details
I've done dance and theater and I'm still always worried about hurting myself when doing that, so seeing him do it and make it look so effortless is so insanely cool to me.
I absolutely love Jon's acting. He's one of the actors I really look up to
#NO GENUINELY THIS#I've done stage falls before and bruised my knees so so bad#i always wear knee pads now#i genuinely have no idea how the FUCK he did that TWICE EVERY PERFORMANCE WITH NO KNEEPADS#if i ever get to meet him or cameo him or whatever i am going to ask him How#jon matteson#the man the myth the legend
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Murderbot is such a neurodivergent power fantasy. It can
- store unlimited media and watch it privately
- turn down sensory organs that are bothering it
- look at stuff without its eyes
- cross reference its data storage when it doesn't know what to say
- program "human-like behavior"
- super duper kill the shit out of anyone that fucks with it
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
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