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it is not fertilized, no

are the eggs that you jizz fertilised? do you have hordes of spider-children?

if you asked me a couple months ago how much my tumblr account would talk about my semen i wouldve said not at all

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are the eggs that you jizz fertilised? do you have hordes of spider-children?

if you asked me a couple months ago how much my tumblr account would talk about my semen i wouldve said not at all

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Spider man is your jizz also webs? I'm asking because my jizz is webs and I want to know if I'm gonna get powers

you must be new here

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are you spiderman

as much as i can be

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thank you i was really proud of this one

Post hole?

no, pre

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nevermind stop fucking asking me about the green goblin oh my god. ask me about my day ask me how my day was please

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Green goblin smash or pass

ask me NORMAL questions about the green goblin

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please do not write the witcher imagines in my askbox

Ciri, quietly pondering to herself: ‘ Do not let him know how awkward you are. ‘

Roche: Nice weather.

Ciri: Oh, thanks—. . . What?

what the fuck are you even talking about this is a spiderman blog

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ask me about the fucking green goblin or something please

Ciri, quietly pondering to herself: ‘ Do not let him know how awkward you are. ‘

Roche: Nice weather.

Ciri: Oh, thanks—. . . What?

what the fuck are you even talking about this is a spiderman blog

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nothing without courtney love

Post hole?

no, pre

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Ciri, quietly pondering to herself: ‘ Do not let him know how awkward you are. ‘

Roche: Nice weather.

Ciri: Oh, thanks—. . . What?

what the fuck are you even talking about this is a spiderman blog

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Post hole?

no, pre

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sorry that's australian for "i think hes pretty neat". been taking australian lessons

ops on @australian-spiderman?

i reckon hes a real top bloke

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ops on @australian-spiderman?

i reckon hes a real top bloke

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THANK YOU!!!! finally recognizing my genius

where is mary janes account

is this how you ask for online weed

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who is it, muscle man from regular show

spider man are you weak to fire. on account of the spider

yes im very weak to fire. it burns me and it hurts and if you lit me on fire id probably die. i dont think those are because of any spider powers though

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where is mary janes account

is this how you ask for online weed