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You're Germanic, we're British. But Sweden's ..kinda? Germanic too.

Am I Germanic or am I Nordic? 

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I have a lot of questions and I don't want answers okay.

How much celery can I fit in a backpack?

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Wasn't planning on it.

Stokes Google History #2

How to get away with murder

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Wear gloves so your fingerprints don't show. Tie your hair back, wear shoes far too small or big for you.

And clothes you wouldn't usually wear and practice walking with a different demeanor. Try to change up your silhouette. Witnesses are sometimes unavoidable.

Destroy said clothes when you're done. Rid yourself of the murder weapon in an untraceable way as soon as possible. And keep blood to a minimum.

Stokes Google History #2

How to get away with murder

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Just don't leave any evidence behind.

Easier said than done, I know.

Stokes Google History #2

How to get away with murder

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Paisley's google searches

How to make conversation with people you want to befriend?

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Yes, that's also a good idea. Probably less effort too... Magic gives me headaches.

How to force people to except you’re a country 

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*shrugs* Mor doesn't always have the best advice.

Mind control could maybe be done with magic? Or mass hypnosis?

How to force people to except you’re a country 

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Mor says explosives might help?

How to force people to except you’re a country 

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....that's. Yes. I don't know then.

Tricks to get taller

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You don't. It's impossible. Give up and accept you will always accidentally reblog to your main blog.

How to stop rebloging as main? 

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It's normal for Mor.

Germany wants to kidnap your brother.

Tell the potato bastard he can have Veneziano… OVER MY DEAD BODY! No brother of mine is going to stoop so low to let himself get kidnapped by brat breath.

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Gain full recognized independence and make sure our country prospers. Then we'll age.

Tricks to get taller

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Okay then. Let me know if you do want me to listen.

How do I force people to listen to my mixtape if I can’t drive

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I... Guess I could try and listen to it?

How do I force people to listen to my mixtape if I can’t drive

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Jeez, they hate it that much. What kind of music?

How do I force people to listen to my mixtape if I can’t drive

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Can't you get your brothers to drive.

How do I force people to listen to my mixtape if I can’t drive