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“Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.”
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment (via the-book-diaries)
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“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
— Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking: True Stories (via the-book-diaries)
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Me: *asks my followers to send me writing prompts*
My Followers: *send writing prompts to my inbox*
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and I assure you I will love him til my dying breath
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None of the comments on the right work anyway. EVER.
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Deidara: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do," how are you feeling?
Kisame: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America," but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger." How about you, Itachi?
Itachi: Probably "road work ahead."
Sasori: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them.
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Loki: So then I say…. *pulls out knife* knife to meet you.
Tony: Omg!! Loki you stabbed Thor!! We need to get help!!
Thor: Don’t worry I’m in stable condition :)
Both Thor and Loki: *finger guns* Aye!!
Tony: What the fuck?? :’)
Loki: *raises knife* But really DIE!!
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thanos and loki in the first Five minutes of avengers: infinity war
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@demons-run-when-the-canary-cries @fat-bottomed-gwil-girl @leatherwingz wut 😂😂
You: *banging your head gently against the wall*
You: I can’t beleive I’m in prison with you. Again.
Loki: *lying on the cot with his hands behind his head*
Loki: I thought you could use a vacation.
You: *turns to glare at him*
You: A vacation. To prison.
Loki: Did you not say you wanted some time alone with me?
You:
You: Seriously, Loki?
Loki:
Loki: The bed is a bit small. You’ll have to sleep on top of me.
You:
Loki:
You:
Loki:
Loki: *casually* Or I could be on top, if you prefer.
You: *opens mouth.*
You: *closes mouth again.*
Loki:
You: Did you really get us arrested just to do this bit?
Loki: … Maybe.
You:
You:
You: I get to be on top.
Loki:
[[This drabble brought to you by insomnia and the scene in TDW where Loki is lying in his prison bed. YW.]]
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