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‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’

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hey :( I’m in this post and I don’t like it

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Reblog and put in the tags at what point you start thinking of someone as a friend and not just an acquaintance

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if y'all were a fictional character, why would tumblr deem you bad representation for your gender/sexuality

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TO PROVE THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE,

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I SAWED THIS POST IN HALF!

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this. this is my favorite tumblr post

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

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for some reason I did not register you could wear clothes as a skeleton and was very confused

normal halloween fantasy world w/ vampires & monsters & all that good jazz but the skeletons are just normal people who happen to be deceased but stuck around

like ghosts get the option to stay w/ their corpses instead of passing on so now everyone’s family is made up of like 3 living generations and your great-aunt Bernadine

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Hey fag! (affectionate)

Let’s go, heteros! (derogatory)

Come on, gays, theys, and babes! (affectionate)

breeders (derogatory)

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Not me forgetting pride month is a thing this year

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god I want this man to rail me on the kitchen counter

aizawa brain rot part two

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Dkfififksk uhhhhh just one yesterday by bastille

QUICK WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RN

ANSWER AND TAG THREE PEOPLEEEEE AHHHH

UHH IM LISTENING TO 21 GUNS BY GREEN DAY??

FUCK UHH @anarchicmartyr @natsuonii @tenyagf

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love too big for she goddamn heart

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There was an excellent pun opportunity here and you ran it over with your Honda Civic

My Photo misha manipulation ^^ 

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Slug ftw

snail picrew my sis found. look at this funky dude

dont have to if u dont wanna btw :DD @ven-anything @b1uejey @the-wholesome-hanako-san @delicate-banana-youth !!!!

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pleaahsjjdj chip how did you screw up so bad

ok

o'??=>=#

....where did I go wrong

@bwillder @thevillageidiot @theramblingvagrant @lesbian-thesbian666

i’m starting a game

Type your username with your eyes closed and tag 4 people

I’ll go first:

iparis-is-parjs

@warcrossheadcanons @tracywarcross @txal-sharky @that-one-goddy-trot