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too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

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hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

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apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

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just received the best voicemail i've ever received in my entire life. 20 seconds of acapella singing in what sounded like a balkan language with pauses between each line interrupted mid sentence by a slow fade into about 5 seconds of a post rock instrumental interrupted by an abrupt cut into a tts voice soliloquy about Apple Macbook Pro. i feel like i just got LPC'd

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Very endeared by how Noelle shares food items with Kris... even if this particular one hasn't happened yet in game

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My bedside lamp essentials in case I have an asthma attack or want to jerk off or want to put on a hat or get bored of jerking off and want to play with a ant from the dollar store.

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vampire horse

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spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

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happy 12th to the single greatest video of our generation

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today's bug thing is this glass beetle sculpture!

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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ライダー仕様のパーカー姿を見たかった…！！パラドとゲンム追加しました（追記で個別絵）

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