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me??? upset???? yes constantly

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Straight people who make Brokeback Mountain jokes owe me $6000

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just a reminder that in any century, in any world, in any universe, in any version of reality, with amnesia or not, bucky barnes and steve rogers would still love each other more than life itself

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Jack off all trades

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all these civil war adverts are like picK A SIDE and im just………. #teambucky all the way man

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The Signs as Things that have Happened on Cutthroat Kitchen

Aries: "I won Chopped!"

Taurus: The Jack-o-Lantern head/mask thing

Gemini: Chef Matthew spending over $30,000 on salt

Cancer: The BLT Soup

Leo: The first episode where the female chef forgot to put a lid on her blender

Virgo: "This is Chicken Nuggets."

Libra: Alton Brown giving CPR to a stuffed monkey

Scorpio: "Buttermilk Seduction"

Sagittarius: Brisket and Gravy

Capricorn: Chef Yaku busting open coconuts with his bare hands

Aquarius: Chef Millie breaking the rules, causing Alton to chuck her only egg across the room

Pisces: Giada being unsuspectingly served canned chicken

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I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House   (via orchidead)

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things girls do that I love:

offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked

scratch each others back

say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”

compliment each other’s eyebrows 

that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 

throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

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NEVER in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down

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Mhh.. I don’t know if he’s singing.. or he’s talking to himself..

lol

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the signs texting

will never initiate a conversation: taurus, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius

will shamelessly initiate the conversation, double text, triple text, etc. : aries, gemini, libra, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

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Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

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Favourite Sebastian Stan images [9/?]

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welcome to my kitchen...

we have nothein… i’m hengry as heil…

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I hate that overwhelming wave of dread that washes over me as soon as The Distraction ends and reality hits me with all my anxieties and guilt.