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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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*blows a kiss to every disabled member of the lgbt community*

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somewhere in the house

a spider wraps up a bee in its web

the bee has made a miscalculation

and now the spider gets sustenance

the spider is wrapping up the bee

unaware that the bee is an endangered species

that she pollinates so many flowers

and takes care of more than the spider can see indoors

the spider is free from moral obligation

it is only a creature, uncursed by this knowledge

to be morally neutral is to survive;

and i think i am learning the wrong lesson...

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untraceable cyberbucks

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really enjoying calling chatgpt a 'magic 8ball' because while far from a perfect analogy i feel like it is a very good deflationary weapon against both hype and antihype that helps bring things into perspective by detaching the actual thign from the cultural object it's attached to. "this magic 8ball is going to become sentient" i dont think thats true. "if you talk to a magic 8ball it will kill your soul" that one doesnt sound true also to be honest

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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

thank you for voting

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sorry man i ate your cookie run boyfriend

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how it feels to look at/listen to your own creations and enjoy them and appreciate how far you've come as an artist

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tell me the appliance that is your best friend ever in the kitchen

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hmu on bug grindr

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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"RIP Jonathan Harker but I'm different" really??? are you really though?

You, a new hire, loaded with student debt, upcoming wedding to pay for, been given a huge opportunity at work, employer paying all your travel costs. you're telling me that you, exploited corporate lackey that you are, you would actually be self-empowered enough to turn back last minute? after spending all that time and money traveling to the rich client's megamansion? because of what--BAD VIBES? how precisely the fuck do you plan on explaining that to your boss??? bitch your credit score can't AFFORD to avoid red flags, you're going into a possible life-or-death situation whether you like it or not, that's capitalism baby!!!

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scientisys found out that there's enough plastic in himan lungs that you could make an entire playground slide, but it's ok because the platic is naturally occuring and supposed to be there

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Spread the word.