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“Suddenly I crave the crisp refreshing taste of Potion of Healing(no pulp).”

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Please. Help.

The girl I'm dating and I both think that we sleep on the left side of the bed. I'm coming to terms with the fact that she may be a psychopath and I don't know what's real anymore.

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the people of omelas have a moral obligation to bring as much of the surrounding territories under the banner of their city-state as possible, by force if necessary, lest the maximal utility of the suffering child go to waste

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this is so important; glass windows on buildings, particularly large commercial buildings, kill millions of birds annually.

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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

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sleepy nap day and now there’s a thunderstorm :)

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I don’t think finding Bigfoot would really change anything.

Like, it’d be cool to find a species of ape that’s native to North America, but it wouldn’t like, change the way we think about the world.

It would probably look a lot like every other great ape, it would probably act like every other great ape… Once it stops being a cryptid, it would just be normal. You could probably go see one at a zoo.

I mean, gorillas were only fully described by western science circa 1840. The novelty was probably there for a couple years, but wore off pretty fast.

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Got called a lying sinful man on the phone today by a customer which is probably a top ten insult for me unique and interesting with a dash of gender euphoria

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Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?

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They need to make more fiction about how the regency sucked. the reason everyone's sick of fiction about regency britain and ireland is because they keep making shows and stuff about how it was allegedly great and not enough shows about losing your arm in the peninsular war and then losing your other arm in the linen worker meat mincer 5000 while you're trying to work to feed your starving family who all have smallpox

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My friend sometimes brings her six-year-old to our DnD sessions and my husband (the DM) lets her roll for all enemy attacks and sometimes he will show her a few figures and let her secretly pick what creature we meet next. Who needs encounter tables when you have a first-grader around

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... well, the river is vast, and no dam can block every channel, and ours is a world of miracles.