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You could really go for a taco right about now.
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There are Master level Conjuration spells to summon Khajiit in swimsuits, but they will immediately fight you to the death for all of your food and gold.
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Tasting alchemical ingredients is how most people discover they are lactose intolerant.
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The LARP session is falling apart without free pizza.
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Goblins once tried to integrate with society by offering the Emperor their new invention: the man catapult. After its eighth casualty, the emperor rejected the offer.
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One of my best friends/collaborators needs help! Nicole has helped workshopped jokes, made illustrations for Oblivion Loading & Low-Poly Knights models. Turns out, they only need $1K more (thanks to all the work Tara is putting in) and they're done! If they hit $1,433 by mid-July they will be all set! :D Share if you can! Donations appreciated!
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Your package from Amazon has been delivered. [Done]
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There are no laws protecting citizens against the diminishing returns of their gold when repeatedly selling and buying back the same item from a merchant over and over again.
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Most bandits are not immune to the Kill command in the game’s console.
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Your package from Amazon has been delivered. [Done]
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There are no laws protecting citizens against the diminishing returns of their gold when repeatedly selling and buying back the same item from a merchant over and over again.
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Most bandits are not immune to the Kill command in the game’s console.
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Teeth unequipped.
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Sometimes you just need to charge screaming into battle while hopped up on Skooma without a stitch of clothing on.
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One of my best friends/collaborators needs help! Nicole has helped workshopped jokes, made illustrations for Oblivion Loading & Low-Poly Knights models. Turns out, they only need $1K more (thanks to all the work Tara is putting in) and they're done! If they hit $1,433 by mid-July they will be all set! :D Share if you can! Donations appreciated!
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Your brain wrinkles pulse with ideas of forbidden salad dressings.
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Summoning a skeleton inside of an enemy bandit will double the number of bones they have at the cost of making them explode.
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