My name's Patton, I'm Canadian, self taught 'artist' 23, he/him. I sometimes post mature or adult only art, so no minors please and thank you. Patreon is Oblivious_troll Discord: Oblivious Troll#8408 Twitter for the mature content is Patton_Pended Ao3 account is Oblivous_Troll
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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from the powers and motivation to write what they want to read
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reblog to give writers the power to write 10k words of porn without plot
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what they don’t tell you about online relationships is how easy it is to ruin them by simply having nothing to say. i like you so much but i don’t know how to hang out with you in silence. i don’t know how to text like a person so now you think i hate you. aaaaaaaaa
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Unfortunately my problem is that I have no real ambitions I just want to live in my head
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thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself
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I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two
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do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?
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i think u should always give characters more body hair just because. its good for the health its good for the everything
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yeah sex is cool I guess
but have you ever had someone leave a comment with a paragraph-long review of your fanfic containing genuine praise, thorough criticism, and an in-depth analysis of all the lore hints you dropped that you spent ages intricately crafting
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i Have No Bangers Left to Post
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horny art is awesome and i think every pervert with an odd and obscure fetish who draws their own porn is a hero
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people (my friends) are always like do you want updates on my fanfic? is sending pics of my dog annoying? am i sending too many videos? you could send me an eight minute voice message of complete silence and i would listen to the whole thing without complaint and with joy and love in my heart. don't fuck with me. ily
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Subject your Followers to your favorite Stupid Bullshit.
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