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you sit there and think “$1500 for a one bedroom is crazy” and then it dawns on you that there are studios going for $3000. or more. a month. regardless of location. large and small cities alike. And then your brain starts leaking out of your ears
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the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever
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yes i hate being a consumer yes getting a package delivered makes me feel like life is worth living. i contain multitudes. and brain rot
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“west coast best coast” um. east coast weast coast LOL
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trust me i’m a doctor and what you need is gay sex
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I paused a Jenna Marbles video at exactly the right time and it looks like an indie horror movie
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what if chickens had front facing eyes
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Leaving your house & returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.
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