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Mientras tanto en la casa de mi abuela

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Hey could you guys update my URL on the members page? Just realized I never did it. It's listed as itslifeorbeth but my current URL is krystalgoderitch. Thanks!

Heck yes!

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Hey! I am crazy for OB and I'm 27 turning 28. Do I qualify as a senior citizen? I'd love to get more involved with the fandom. My main blog is pretty free of anything tv related but my sideblog komtrashkru is where I fangirl about all my faves being nerds. Thanks!

HECK YES. Happy soon to be birthday! We do apologize for things being so quiet over here lately. Both of your friendly neighborhood mods have been busy with real life. Also, we’re old! We need to nap more and stuff. But you’re totally welcome. 

Everyone! Show @komtrashkru around. Don’t forget to point out where the reading glasses are so that we can all make our Christmas themed fiber crafts and watch our stories on the TV. And we’re also making Christmas cookies right now for all the little clone clubbers that stop by and bring us presents. Right now I’m waiting on a batch of scorpion shaped sugar cookies. And then if we feel up to it, we can all yell at the other fandoms for having a snowball fight on our front lawn and messing up our view. Welcome!

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I move a single inch and everything clicks like I’m in the opening scene of west side story 

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Hey Seniors!

No matter what your feelings are on season 3, I think we can all agree that having a senior character to call our own is pretty awesome, right? She’s a snarky badass and I’m excited to see what she’s gonna do in season 4 and maybe 5. She probably won’t be sitting around complaining about her achy hip and watching Wheel of Fortune. Life goals, anyone? Or do we want to go quietly into the night? 

Stay safe, seniors! Don’t forget to check the batteries on your hearing aids, Life Alerts™, and the remote control. Don’t want to run out of juice with the long winter, (or summer), ahead. 

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Have fun at the Emmys, Tatiana!

🏆🏆We’re rooting for you!🏆🏆

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get off my lawn

How!! DARE!!!

YOUR lawn?! You didn’t spend all afternoon planting those begonias, anon! And the pansies?!?! You’d better keep your giant, ski-sized feet away from them! I will have you know that our members spent the better part of their day planting those! YOU get of OUR lawn! And no cookies for you! 

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My people. How 'bout a late 70's gal? 38 and a half up in her... er, here. (Am I the oldest? Do I get a prize?)

My goodnesss. You’re almost the oldest. We have one member, who may be inactive, that is the oldest. You’re the second oldest that we know of. 

CONGRATULATIONS! 

Let’s see... a prize. Prize, prize, prize....  HERE WE GO!

Welcome! We’re so glad to have you!! We will all benefit from your vast wisdom and experience!

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Seniors! Let’s all wish a happy birthday to one of our mods, cosima-geekmonkey-niehaus! She’s the ripe old age of.... something?? today! 

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If you receive this it means you make someone happy! go on anonymous and send this to ten followers who make you happy or some you feel need cheering up. if you get some back, even better!

ANON!! THANK YOU!! We didn’t even know we made the peoples happy! Sorry we’ve been radio silent. Real life has been busy. Also hiatus is upon us. So those two things have collided and made us crap about posting. Sorry. 

If y’all have suggestions of things you want to see, or do, or whatever; just give us a holler in our inbox and we will get on that. You guys are magical honey badgers and we adore you!

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I'm 24 but spend most of my days reading or having really deep life discussions with my cats. Plus I took an online quiz and they said my mental age is 65. Can I just average the median my age for OB senior citizen club? Lmao

I have deep life discussions with the dogs. They look at me funny, but I mean we can’t NOT talk about how the flowers are doing. Or why those damn kids need to stay out of our petunias. These are important things TO DISCUSS!! Besides, I can’t bake and knit constantly!! I have to pass the time before Lawrence Welk comes on and then we go to bed at 5pm. 

Don’t worry. All those online test lie. They always tell me I’m either 95 or 12. So who knows how old I am. 

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26 year old kid here lookin for other clone clubbers to not judge me based on my mad skills of surviving before the interweb hit it big!

You are totally welcome here!! WE all know about the old school internet rules and etiquette. Particularly that it used to be polite to say, A/S/L when meeting new internet friends. Don’t forget to plug in your modem and keep people off the phone when hanging out with your fellow senior clone clubbers. We have cookies to bake, arthritis to medicate, Life Alerts™ to wear, and other fandoms to yell at when they get in our petunias. Welcome!

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Can this old lady get into the club? I'm tumblr old (soon to be 34), my knees are achy, and my sciatic acts up when it's about to storm. Do I pass the test?

Of COURSE you count! You don’t even need to worry about your sciatica. Listen here now. You just come right in here and sit yourself down in one of our overly comfortable chairs. And if you need to put your feet up, you can do that too. Here’s your complimentary Life Alert™. The basket of reading glasses is next to the TV so you can see Orphan Black when it’s on. We bake every day if you want to help with that. The little clone clubbers come by for treats and the least we can do for them is give them cookies for letting us pinch their cheeks and telling them over and over how tall they’ve gotten. 

And if baking isn’t your thing you can do crafts. In fact, we have a couple crafty things you might be interested in: Our patterns.

Hang out. Have fun yelling at the other fandoms to stay off our lawn. And let us know if you need anything. 

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How old is too old to mention. Cuz if too old is like 30 or something I feel like I'm doomed. I'm not quite there yet. But now I feel over the hill at 23. Look. Now you have me paranoid Mr. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

Lol I’m 33 but I always think I’m too old

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Reblog if you’re older than the Nintendo GameCube

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when ur friend is 1 year younger then u

When ur friend is 1 year older than u