obsolete-slenderman

[obsolete-slenderman]

Oh your name stands for something? Cool. Mine's just a nickname that kinda stuck.

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Aida, huh? Nice name. Has a nice ring to it.

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

No problem. I'll be sure to come by every now andd then.

*They hold out their hand.*

I'm Obsolete, by the way. Nice to meet you.

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Well, I'm glad I could help. Is there anything else I can help with?

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

*After a surprisingly short time considering the injury, Obsolete is finished.*

Alright, how's it feel? A bit clunky, decent...?

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nah, it's fine. I make it work. Besides, if it was fixed I wouldn't be able to do this.

*To demonstrate, Obsolete takes one of the parts they just took out and pops it into the crack. It seals up a few seconds later.*

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Nope.

*Obsolete gets to work, starting with taking out any parts that are broken beyond repair.*

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh... I can probably make this work...

*Without warning, Obsolete's face splits kopen, and they cough up a drill, some ball bearings, several screws, and a roughly shoulder-sized steel ball.*

It may be a bit limited, but I could whip up a replacement.

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, uh...

*Obsolete gets a bit closer and takes a peek, staring for a while.*

...I've never seen anything like this. When was your model manufactured?

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

alright, what kind of shoulder do you need? ball joint, hydraulics...?

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

i could probably scrape together a replacement.

or amputate but that's not important

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

do you want me to help with that? I might have something that could work.

oh. hello there.

-@obsolete-slenderman

oh! hi! sorry uh- im a little messed up right now haha- its kinda a constant state of being for me at this point-

[obsolete-slenderman]

hell yeah

miku slenderverse au

[obsolete-slenderman]

White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

[obsolete-slenderman]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[obsolete-slenderman]

[obsolete-slenderman]

Alright, got it. So, uh, anything... interesting happen with you?

I'm sorry I'm not good at small talk

um... hello? I was just wandering around and got lost... who are you?

-@obsolete-slenderman

Hm? Oh, hello little bot.