obviously-mojang

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i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message

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why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.

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yes

i dropped my laptop on my arm and now my arm hurts does this mean god hates me

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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hi bob!

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i already did by responding to you with it?

i'm kinda bored ngl

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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

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you could cause political turmoil

i'm kinda bored ngl

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i’ve got a power V book if you need it >:)

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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favorite word?

i think my top three would be the verb “to verb”, defenestrate, and the noun “waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs”

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we’re bringing it back, baby!

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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oh hey nice to see y’all

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

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this is basically what the gimmickverse is

”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

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?????

Dude they get stupider every time I talk to them

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long live the gimmickverse!

which is better

@walmart-the-official @satan-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @edible-offical @mothman-offical @tea-offical @britain-offical @putting-apples-under-posts @hellsitegenetics @rat-detector @one-time-i-dreamt and all other gimmick and offical blogs that see this this was just all I could think of. also all of you should follow me cus im rlly cool.

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WE LAVE YOU

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

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i’d love to see more characters :3

Was tempted to share my ocs but they kinda suck and aren't turning out how I imagined so:

An unrealistic notes challenge so I can justify to myself never posting them! So here we go!

1000 notes: I'll post my drawings of the three main ocs and like general info like names and stuff.

2000 notes: I'll post their lore.

3000 notes: You get some other characters and side characters.

4000 notes: I'll post an actual storyline with them. Like short comics or short stories. Probably a combo of both or something.

5000 notes: I'll post drawings of a different set of ocs I have. (Glad this will never happen because I can't draw them for the life of me)

6000 notes: Lore for that set

7000 notes: More characters from that group.

8000 notes: They also get a plot line

And if this reaches 15,000 notes I'll start looking around to see if I can find someone to help me turn the second set of ocs into a game like I originally imagined them as. (Will never happen because i have a very specific idea for it in mind and I don't forsee anyone wanting to do it. And it would be too complicated for me to just bs through. I'd probably forget the idea by the time I learned enough game development skills.)

No notes limits. Go wild. (Actually don't)

Cool. Now I can finally give myself an excuse to never post them. Let my 20 note average come in clutch.

(I swear if this post is the one of mine that gets famous I might lose my mind. Let this post die like the others, I'm begging.)