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Hey, I was joking! 

Hey, I know I can be a tool but I would never use the word swag.

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Maybe you should work there! After taking a mandatory spelling test.

I don’t see how someone can spell that wrong. There’s really no other spelling then M then E then L. Starbucks has been caught in their act.  

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It's only been busy enough for them to write my name on the cup like, once, but it wasn't hard to spell "Mel" correctly. 

Do you think the people in Starbucks even try to spell names right anymore? It’s probably more fun to see a person’s face when you manage to spell a three letter name completely wrong. 

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Your "digits"? God, you're so swaggie. 

Yep! You got my digits. 

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I'm 90% sure he was drunk, but it was really uncomfortable.

That sounds horrible. Why would someone do that?

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I just got kind of flustered and stormed away. It's fine, though. If it ever happens again I'll call you?

Shoulda called me.

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It actually happened. I wanted to injure the guy, but he seemed kinda drunk. 

Oh god, that happened?

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Apparently it's perfectly acceptable now to stop women in the corner store and try to shove your face in theirs and ask for cigarettes.

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I also don't have an oven to bake them in, considering we're on the road. 

That you will, and its fine I forgive you because you were under time constraints, totally understandable.

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Thanks, I guess. 

This is why I like you.

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Hey, I don't bribe people with candy! I'm just nice... And I'm sorry, but I don't really think I want to be a complete badass. I like being nice to people!

We’re friends, of course I think you’re a great person. But not everyone will think you’re a nice person just because you bribe them with candy, so I’m enrolling you into Bennett’s Bootcamp for Becoming Bad. Starting fee is fifty dollars.

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Try not to fanboy too much? 

You need to watch it with me, alright?

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I don't plan on sticking a needle through my nose on my own. Not now, not ever! Can't you shatter something or get paralyzed or something from piercing your own nose? Sounds lovely. Don't feel that way, though! You're stylish in your own way. If I ever see overalls I'll scold you first, and then burn them. 

Just promise me you’ll never piece your nose illegally because that was just a terrible decision and I’m pretty sure it got infected.  I don’t understand how I talk to you without looking at my clothes and feeling incompetent.  I mean I’m not saying I look bad, but I’m not like a fashion wonder girl or anything.  Overalls will never happen.  If you ever see that I own a pair of overalls you need to burn them instantly.

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It was more of a sarcastic might. Of course I'd catch on if you were just using me for candy, but I'd like to think you might actually think I'm a nice person or something, you know? Not only around to give you stuff?

You might catch on? I just blatantly told you I was only coming for candy. We’re gonna need to do something about speaking up, Mel. Douchebags like me will walk all over you.

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I will personally feed you gummy worms when we stop. 

It’d be even better if I had gummy worms in mouth.

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Well I've only seen previews, so I don't know, but it just didn't seem very well thought out to me when I saw them, that's all. 

Ouch, way to stab my heart. He actually had a lot of character development, maybe if you watched the film, you would know.

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Oh, no, if I ever plan to follow in your scene footsteps it'll be the whole thing. Thank you very much, though. I've been looking at fashion magazines for as long as I remember. My mom probably red them to me when I was still a little fetus. But your fashion choices weren't always so bad! The hair feathers didn't last very long, but at least you never wore overalls or something along those lines. 

Honestly just as long as you don’t die your hair like I did I can deal with the scene clothes.  Oh please, I’m pretty sure you’ve had good fashion since elementary school.  You were the best dressed first grader to ever exist.  I’ll make you an award or something for that.