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aliens are lgbt culture

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humans need to stop pretending that vulcans are prejudiced against humans 

vulcans need to stop pretending that logic is inherently better than emotions

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Just kidding, April Fools

I’m getting back together with Neelix 

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I’m getting back together with Neelix 

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@ododiscourse

please someone join me I want to talk about the amazing absurd idea of like. odo as a desk job small government worker but he’s still a shapeshifter and nobody questions this

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an open letter to scifi creators: first of all, aliens do not subscribe to earth's western gender binary, so jot that down,

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self care is setting fire to all the plants in the airponics bay with your mind 

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star trek fake discourse blogs are the pinnacle of quality on Tumblr

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What is the most honorable earth meme? Discuss.

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@holographicdiscorse you are an important member of this crew 

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@anti-sjw-riker Sir, with all due respect, if you could tone it down a little??

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Your Fave is Problematic

Time

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Reblog if the concept of time burned your crops, stole all your personal belongings and sent a plague upon your house

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are you okay...

How can a hologram become tired of life? How can “it” realize the importance of an end? Is “its” program malfunctioning?

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Date a girl who was assimilated into The Collective. Date a girl from Borg Unimatrix 001.

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Species aren’t really genetic fact though, they’re made up of arbitrary lines we draw in the sand. technically, species are genetically defined by individuals ability to interbreed. Two members of different species should definitionally not be able to create viable offspring. 

only....you’re a viable offspring, are you not? does that make Romulans and Humans the same species? considering their vastly different evolutionary histories, this idea is a bit hard to swallow. Species, genetically speaking, isn’t a very descriptive or useful term. 

Species are a social construct

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star trek species on tunglr dot hell

humans: memes. all the memes. just want to make friends and have no idea what they’re getting into.

klingons: opera appreciation + long-winded discourse over what it means to have honor or be a warrior. will expose your IP address if you send anon hate.

romulans: the trolls and sarcastic anon-hate senders. take political discourse way too seriously.

vulcans: the ones who hijack shitposts for lengthy descriptions of factual nuance that no one asked for in the first place. never touched the anon button in their lives.

andorians: the perpetual shitposters. can never tell if they’re serious or not. constantly vague about vulcan tumblr.

betazoids: relationship advice blogs, aesthetic blogs, and studyblrs. very approachable and friendly, never start shit with anyone.

bajorans: proud sjws. take shit from no one. constantly engaging in callout posts, particularly of cardassian bloggers. only ever leave tumblr to observe religious services and holidays.

cardassians: anti-sjws that attempt to justify bajoran hatred. post primarily alt-right memes and whine about “political correctness” ruining the internet. 

tellarites: start discourse over literally nothing important ever. can never tell if they’re bots or trolls or not. 

changelings: vaporwave and nightcore aesthetic blogs. would never guess they actually have a huge superiority complex until actually messaging them.

vorta: celebrity idol blogs. brag about their encounters with changelings, and whoever has the most is put on a pedestal in their community.

jem’hadar: overly-patriotic blogs that are essentially nothing but military propaganda. 

denobulans: the science side of tumblr. have multiple posts about intimate biological details of specific species that no one ever wanted posted in public. 

orions: run the porn blogs. everyone has them blocked so they can’t ever interact with other species. 

ferengi: the promo4promo side of tumblr. no one knows what their actual blogs are supposed to be about because every other post is an ad.