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niightmaremode does commissions

oh boy here’s a thing. i’ve been struggling to find work and have a whopping 5$ in my bank account. i believe i need at least 100$ to be able to travel to utah in june for something that was planned months ago ( and i DID have money set aside for this, but unsurprisingly to those who know me, my mother ended up with most of that ). and having extra money outside of that would be pretty neat. fair warning, i’m mentally ill and dealing with some of the worse symptoms of it as of late, so there may be a longer than usual wait for your commission if it’s anything beyond writing, sketches or icons.

while this post is focusing on sketches, i have other art commissions available. read this docs file to see additional commission types and prices, general information

if you don’t want a commission, and might just want to donate, i have a ko-fi here ( and if you prefer, you can pay through ko-fi for some commissions ). commission information will be under the read more to avoid a long post and also including image examples

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   at least i’m a big inconvenience, that’s all i aspire to be ! 

                                       an original character, written by anna-belle

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BE BRAVE.

EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT, PRETEND TO BE.

no one can tell the difference. 

                          au daphne blake feat. darker storyline.                                   adored by mimikyu || x x

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{theme is heavily under construction until i get the energy to mess with it}

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{y’all ever gotta sigh @ yourself?}

{or sigh @ self x2?}

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You always know how to make me smile

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

     the corners of his lips pulled upwards, “what kind of friend would i be if i didn’t?” after seeing how much happier she had been lately it always pained him to see her sad, even though he knew someone couldn’t possibly be happy all the time. of course if he could improve her mood, he always would try.

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     “---and i said ‘no.’ you know, like a liar.”

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“You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?” - sadie

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

     sour cream found himself a little surprised by the question, not realizing he’d missed quite a bit of plot-- which was unfortunate for him, it seemed like a good one too but his mind kept drifting. he offered a small, embarrassed smile when he spoke, “sorry. i think i just can’t focus on it right now.” not quite a satisfying answer, but it was something.

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𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

For the fluff and soft hearted, here is another lists of sentence starters that has the highest potentiality to turn into a soft scenarios. Feel free to change any pronouns / sentence structure according to your muse’s preference!     TRIGGER WARNING:   N/A.

“I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”

“Your heartbeat’s really loud.”

“You asleep?”

“I like this, being so close to you.”

“Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”

“You’re so, so, so pretty.”

“I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”

“You make my heart beat so quick.”

“You always know how to make me smile.”

“You’ll always be safe with me.”

[Kisses the other on the cheek]

“Always.”

“I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”

“All my choices lead me to you.”

“I’ll never give you up.”

“I sleep better if you’re around.”

“You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”

“I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”

“There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”

“I trust you.”

[Holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]

“You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”

“Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”

“Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”

“When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”

“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”

“You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”

[Puts head on the other’s shoulder]

“I will never let you go.”

“You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”

“You wrote me a song?”

“You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”

[Suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]

[Extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]

“I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”

“You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”

“What are you doing up? Come to bed.”

“It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”

“I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”

“You’re cold. Come here.”

“You always do that. You always warm me up.”

“Stay.”

“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”

[Hugs for a very long time]

[Puts feet on the other’s lap]

“I’m so proud of you, you know that?”

“I love you.”

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soursuspect is now oceaneffectkiid !!

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     “i’m very gay. i’d like a few dollars.”

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throws a handful of glow sticks on the ground. "S C A T T E R."

❛ And everyone ran in a different direction, we all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways, we all ran in different directions. ❜

❛ I ran into the laundry room, and I jumped on the washing machine, and I crawled out through a window into the backyard. And now I’m running through the backyard and there’s this big chain-linked fence and I thought, “I’ve never climbed a fence that high before!” and then… ❜

❛ I woke up at home. ❜

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     “john stamos ain’t gonna die, he’s chemically engineered like the incredible hulk.”

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ASPEN DOES COMMISSIONS

basically, i’m between jobs and i’m kicking myself for physically not being able to work in things like fast food. i’m trying to get myself into a call center-esque job, but that doesn’t start training until february. and while my parents keep saying they can help me with rent and groceries until i get on my feet, i don’t know how long that will last or at what point i’ll actually have things settled– and honestly, i don’t wanna have to keep relying on their money when i’m living with three roommates already. my anxiety and depression have been double-whammying me for the past month alone after being sick and figuring shit out.

if you can donate anything, i’d be incredibly grateful ( paypal is here ), but until i get my job stuff situated, i’m doing commissions now, too??? writing and base icons ( with the most basic of sharpening to brighten when needed ), really.

so, uh– yeah. here’s pricing info i guess??

ICONING–

100 - $4

+50 - $3

+capping - $2 ( depending on if it’s a YT vid or w/e )

i have a script on PS5 that lets me save in batches of 100 ( doesn’t work on PS6, weirdly enough ), so i can do as many as needed at one time. still time-consuming, though, but i can do one batch in like twenty minutes. so depending on how many you may need?? i gotchu real fast.

WRITING–

100 words - $2

500 words - $6

1000 words - $10

OCs - $3

depending on the fandom, i may need to rewatch things to get the hang of certain characters, and if you have a blog for wanted OCs, i may need to take time to read through IC content to get the hang of their voices, too. but those should be out pretty quickly, as well, hopefully.

DO:

fandom stuff

ns/fw ( blood and violence i can do– sexual stuff  may need some working around )

LGBTQ

DON’T:

incest

paedophilia

horror ( like saw, it, other horror movie-type things, etc. )

any help is really appreciated, whether by donations/commissions or by signal boosting this. ilu guys. i’ll knit y’all some sweaters with my tears of gratitude.

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RT Extra Life 2018

it’s that time of year again, folks! rooster teeth has raised even more money #ForTheKids this year. and, as per the norm, the whole twenty-four hours was full of some relatable content. so, here’s this year’s sentence meme. change pronouns as needed.

“Feet are nothing but human tires.”

“ If there is anything good about Extra Life it’s that I take my dick out and cheat on my wife.”

“The way you fell to the ground horrified me.”

“Over my dead body!”

“How can I help?”

“I’m drunk as hell, I think I can do ANYTHING!”

“Someone is sleeping with the werewolf!”

“I’ve never laughed a day in my goddamn life.”

“One small step for spooky, one giant leap for spooky.”

“So, for the longest time, I told everyone I was straight.”

“I’m tired and slow, I feel like this is the end of my life.”

“Look me in the eyes, baby.”

“Open up your ear holes, assholes!”

“Are you suggesting this device will slap the semen out of someone?”

“Our very tall mother taught us to never put down guns in a gun fight.”

“We also need our sledgehammer and our swords.”

“You look like you’ve never figured out how to use your fingers.”

“You’re so fucking tall, you fucking string bean!”

“Sobers, keep count.”

“I got the taint!”

“Give me your face hair, ___.”

“I’m super glad I’m about to get shot.”

“I have never once understood a thingle thing you’ve said.”

“I need someone to help me with my human centipede.”

“I’m the mayor of cookietown!”

“I do have pills that I take time to time… I’ve replaced them all with candy.”