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um…

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i really like them

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(was also going to make a joke about that discourse inducing album cover with ocelot as sabrina and big boss as the guy but i don’t have the photo editing or art skills to really deliver on that, so free idea for anyone who does have those skills i guess)

idk why but this is so funny to me

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BBKAZ!!!

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idk why but this is so funny to me

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insta reqs

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my gf who i basically met and decided to rizz up because of ocelot and who yumes him, approves on ocelot absolutely being a swiftie.

yayyy! ur gf sounds awesome as hellll. yumeing ocelot as a woman is kinda crazy but i respect it. i kinda platonically yume him i want to mock bachelorette contestants with him.

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Rip Strangelove you would have loved mitski

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was this based off a joke in a video. yes. but maybe i do have fun thinking of snake trying to figure out how and why he ends up kissing this nerd while otacon thinks hes either gonna kill him or... no..... it couldnt be........ just like in his japanese animes....?

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I think of Look What You Made Me Do as an ocie song. And Bad Blood as bosshira.

i actually don’t think lwymmd is an ocelot song bc i don’t really see like revenge and anger as primary motivators for him? (unlike a lot of mgs characters lol) but bad blood is indeed one of many bbkaz songs (there are soooo many)

but you are getting at a truth which is ocelot is reputation coded (being misunderstood and maybe a little evil but primarily motivated by love. i think don’t blame me is THE ocelot song) while kaz is 1989 coded (being in a messy situationship that just keeps pulling you back in)

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nooooo you are missing out!!! I worked at a zoo with an ocelot and he was SUCH a little diva. He has the largest single-animal enclosure and was the only wild cat territorial AGAINST the zookeepers (after he had been given food or new toys he had to re-mark EVERYTHING. No other animal in the zoo did this) — AND was TERRIFIED of small children. Like. Toddlers. I don’t think there was a single animal as scared of like literal human babies in the zoo. REALLY liked one of the zoo’s donkeys though. Which are yknow, WAY bigger than a human 3 year old so it seems more like a weird individual temperament/patience thing than like “this animal is legitimately scared for its safety”

omg that’s so cuuute! i’m jealous 😭 love that the animal is almost as much of a diva as the man hehe. someday i will go to a zoo with ocelots…

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now that the bossman himself went swiftie on main, is it a safe space for me to say who in mgs would be a swiftie and which taylor swift songs are most relevant to which mgs characters and ships or is that still too cringe?

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She Metal on My Gear Solid 2 til I'm Sons of Liberty

i metal gear my solid on her v till i phantom pain?

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I bought 2 ocelot plushies from rainforest cafe and sleep with them every night

omg i love that for u!! i need ocelot plushies so bad, i think it’s the most normie seeming way to express my love for the guy. tho i am plotting a crochet mgs3 revolver ocelot if i ever have energy to do anything outside of work again…

also i want to see a real life ocelot but neither the zoo in my hometown (which is like. the best zoo in the world) or my current city have them! unfair!

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sunny’s eclectic inherited wardrobe