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SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

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ourpul

Happy Star Wars day! I love how happy Mr Jackson is upon hearing those final words :3

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horrid. rebolgged.

girlfriend asked me to draw this (we fucking hate hazbin btw very important information. this is just rlly funny. kabru giving laios his period cramps /ref happy april fools said 2 days late

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I NEED YOUR HELP!

Share this,reblog it!

A friend of mine has juat recently returned and uploaded 4 new chapters to a very well thought out and deeply interesting story, based around the infamous Splatoon 2 DLC Octo Expansion...!

It is by far one of THE best written versions of OE I've come across. It also centers around our favourite 3&8 agent couple. (female 3 and male 8).

Seriously please just atleast give the first couple of chapters a try, if ya like than make sure to leave comment and star!

Also it would really help if you shared this with your fellow inkfolk!

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a message from kamabo co

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op I am killing you with a bat

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eh, kinda

Trans Girls be like “ooou I’m sorry I still have my penis but I’m on hrt and I can’t get hard no matter how long we grind against each other and make out and I’m so soft and my hair is so shiny and smells like your shampoo and I cum different now my dick is so wet and your pussy is so wet now too and we’re still making out nasty are you mad at me” and also they look like angels and have lovely voices I’m gay help

You said it!

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Non of these characters are men

dumbass meme I made in capcut earlier

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I’d like to wish all of you a merry splatmas and a happy new year!

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dumbass meme I made in capcut earlier

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I swear the matching characters in runic script got me fucked up

staggers in the door

LOOK! a drawing gar made for your enjoyment. decode this at your own risk it's super gay. (not inappropriate just fruity)

anyway, more drawings

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for anyone looking for that one song to do with this specific troll

♪♪♪

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since it's apparently my side gig translating runic script for... well nobody, I just can, here's the translation of the journal page at the top of the original post! [btw great art, I'm about to expose your octo boi]

passage #1 MINNOW HAS A WAY OF DRESSING THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M NOT IN A BAD WAY?

passage #2 MAYBE I JUST WANT THEM TO KISS ME…

passage#3 BUT I FIND MYSELF WISHING THEY COULD KISS ME…

brackeed notes (MYTAPHORICALLY…) (JUST A LITTLE…)

notes on the side of the page "those eyes…" "that smile…" "their poses…" "oh I'm doomed…"

apologies in advance, that first passage had me stuck for a minute and I'm still not sure I translated it correctly, due to the grammar used

staggers in the door

LOOK! a drawing gar made for your enjoyment. decode this at your own risk it's super gay. (not inappropriate just fruity)

anyway, more drawings

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DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

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how's it feel being a fucking psychic?