octoberwolfe

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adhd gothic

you want to watch a movie. you put it on. two hours have passed. you haven’t watched the movie. there are five new tasks in front of you. you want to watch a different movie.

there is an object in your hand. it is extremely important you don’t lose it. you look down. there is nothing in your hand.

you don’t know your friend’s name. you’ve been friends for months. they just told you their name. you do not know their name.

your friend doesn’t laugh at your joke. why didn’t they laugh? do they hate you? they assure you otherwise. you know they are lying. did they ever like you?

someone asks you what you just said. did you say something? you said so many things. you said nothing. you said everything.

there is something you’re forgetting. you check. you check again. there is nothing you’re forgetting. there is something you’re forgetting.

you had something to say. you can’t remember. it was important. wasn’t it? you can’t remember. 

there is a task that needs to be done. it should take ten minutes. you check the clock. it’s been five minutes. you check the clock. it’s been two days.

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idk can we stop…treating a.ce disc.ourse like it’s some haha funney cringe compilation or whatever the fuck because it fucking destroyed the entire ace and aro communities. there is no solid aspec community on tumblr anymore (which was by far the biggest number of aspec ppl). exclusionists took our community and fucking smashed it to pieces and y'all treat it as this fucking stupid joke when they traumatized, gaslit, and abused an entire group of queer people back into the closet. fuck every single person who doesn’t take that seriously.

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*slappy wattle noises*

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funny noise

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when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

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im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

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Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.

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snakesnakesnake

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every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]

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if youre gay, weak, love swords, and just want a powerful lady with a really big sword to hold you tenderly in her arms you are valid

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hey did anyone hear the news that scientists have actually been able to figure out the most common key that old pirate shanties were sang in

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I’m sorry I can’t have a Christmas without this post on my blog

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So, I make LARP stuff. I made a big fancy shield. Then I made a smaller version (which is awaiting latex) for small people who accompany their parents to LARPs. I mean, your squire should have your House colours too, right?

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My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

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To battle! (via Emma_The_Ward)