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“Every woman who sleeps with Sam dies”. Well, all of Dean’s boyfriends are dead too.

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buffy & giles per episode ↵ Earshot (3.18) "You had sex with Giles?!"

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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happy tuesday

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like shelter cats...

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ID: 1a. Front shot of Mary and Sam in the Impala, Sam driving with one hand on the wheel and the other arm propped casually on the window. Mary peers at him out of the side of her eye, unsure, and asks, "Dean and...the angel. They're...close?" Sam glances over at her curiously, confused. 1b. Repeat. Sam shrugs, eyes returning to the road as he answers, "Um, yeah? They've always been like that. I mean, we've known Cas for like a decade. He's our friend." Mary furrows her brow, looking contemplatively out the window. Sam grimaces at the sudden thought 'Oh, god, she's thinking about ganking him, isn't she?' and jumps to reassert Castiel's importance. "Um. But he and Dean...they're bonded. Like shelter cats. He's like...Dean's most important person." He emphasizes 'most important' pointedly, then adds as an afterthought, "Other than me."

2a. Repeat. Sam pulls a serious face and tightens his grip on the wheel, body tensed. He concludes, "He's family. Simple as that," and nods decisively to himself. No room for argument. Mary glances over at him with a small smile and simply replies, "...Okay." 2b. Repeat. Sam relaxes immediately, letting out a sigh through his nose as his mouth curves up into a proud, relieved smile. He thinks to himself, "Phew. Saved it. Good job, Sam." Beside him, Mary pulls up her shoulders and turns her head fully away to look out the window, brow furrowed. Floating in front of her head is the 1978 7-color pride flag surrounded by question marks. /end ID

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GIVE ME BACK DEAN

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Hey bloodfreak

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Watching Mamma Mia now that I’m older, I can now say with absolute certainty: Harry so had a crush on Bill.

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Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

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let’s hear it for the way phil draws whiskers on dan’s face by wrapping his entire arm around him! is it unnecessarily difficult this way? yes, but this way he also got his arm around dan ☺️ phil never looses

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Game Changer + Season 6

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When a customer makes me mad I go into the storage room and pull out one of this guy’s teeth

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ate him up

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one time, as a kid, I watched someone make an omelette. after stewing on the idea for a full day, I asked my mother how it worked, got a basic lesson, and then proceeded to spend the next three months in the omelette mines making 3-5 omelettes every single day (depending on how many of my siblings were left with any tolerance for eating them) until I felt I had really truly certainly gotten a grasp on the concept of the omelette

I then repeated this every time I learned a recipe, which is funny because I didn't even like cooking beyond a passing interest, I was just really interested in the idea of being able to max out the skill or something

as soon as I demonstrated mastery over something, I immediately dropped it and moved onto the next thing, and this was an understood pattern to the point where my siblings would try to prompt me into spending a period of fixation on whatever they wanted to eat at the time, and then they'd have several servings of it a day until they got sick of it and started to hate it

but them enjoying it wasn't really the goal. largely tangential. I mostly just wanted to get it down and then move on.

moral of the story: none

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