octopusoptimusprime
octopusoptimusprime
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octopusoptimusprime · 19 days ago
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Modern Day Myth of Orpheus and Eurydice
All Will & Jim bits are from Running 1 Meter Every Day, But Every Day It Doubles
1. Portrait of a Lady on Fire dir. by Céline Sciamma // 2. Wait for me from Hadestown 3. Eurydice by Sarah Ruhl // 4. Talk by Hozier
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octopusoptimusprime · 19 days ago
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I honestly don’t get why anyone would want a bisexual Mike. he’s good representation as a gay character but as a bisexual character he’d just be a bit of a cheater. like… you want him to have actually had feelings for El??? and STILL treat her the way he did??? STILL be forcing himself to be w/ her? This motherfucker got her a valentines card that says “I LIKE you”, how much more obvious can they be that he’s not into her.
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octopusoptimusprime · 19 days ago
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So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"
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And all I can think of is this iconic post
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octopusoptimusprime · 25 days ago
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Okay I haven’t seen anyone actually talk about this scene from S1E2 as Byler evidence but I think it’s so telling and honestly insane
In this scene, El asks the boys what a “friend” is and they explain it to her. They tell her and it’s wholesome. Then Lucas performs a spit swear with Dustin and it’s funny. This conversation was just leading up to a funny bit between the two! Right?
Wrong. Oh my god, WRONG.
I was like actually kicking myself when I realised I missed this detail not just on the first watch but on the second as well.
“Friend?”
“Yeah, friend: Will?”
El doesn’t understand what a friend is so Lucas gives the example of Will.
“What… is friend?”
“Is she serious?”
Dustin shrugs
“Um… A friend is someone—”
“—Is someone that you’d do anything for”
Lucas specifically referred to Will in his example of a friend. When El asks him to expand on their bond, he struggles to elaborate and seems exasperated with her questions. Dustin isn’t much better. He doesn’t seem to care much for answering her and they both chalk it up to the weirdo being weird.
Before Lucas can even begin his clumsy explanation, Mike jumps in with
“—Is someone that you’d do anything for”
Which is. Wow. He says it so simply, so bluntly, so instantly and he looks overjoyed at the opportunity to talk about his loyalty to not just Will specifically but also the rest of his friends.
And, bless him, he’s literally bouncing on the spot when he says it. This scene is adorable but it’s also kind of heartbreaking, especially when you take into account when Mike tried to end his life at Sattler Quarry to save Dustin’s baby teeth.
He would literally do anything for his friends. This isn’t hyperbole, this is Mike being excited to show El, his new friend, that he’s loyal and protective. He’s not exaggerating when he’s saying he would do anything because friends don’t lie.
And the rest of his friends know this. When Mike is about to jump, Dustin begs him not to because he knows Mike and he knows just how important loyalty and being a protector to his friends is to him.
But the way he says this:
“Someone you would do anything for” It’s like he’s beaming with pride for his friends. He’s ecstatic at the idea of calling them his friends and being able to be there for them, to protect them, and is proud of them for just being themselves.
Obviously, this could include the entire party, especially with how it relates to Dustin and Mike ‘protecting him’ at Sattler Quarry.
But the fact that Dustin immediately follows this up with:
“You lend them your cool stuff like comic books and trading cards”
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Okay so maybe we are still talking specifically about Will. In the first episode, Will and Dustin race and Will, the snarky little shit (affectionate), declares that Dustin owes him a comic. This is. This is a pretty blatant reference to Will and Dustin’s friendship.
What he says is also a lot tamer than Mike’s declaration of undying loyalty which reflects Dustin and Will’s friendship vs Mike and Will’s status as besties for the resties. Quite literally.
Besties for the resties.
We should also take into account the fact that Mike most likely didn’t just jump off the cliff only to save Dustin’s baby teeth after seeing the person he would do anything for’s limp body being pulled out of the water. He would do anything for them both.
But the fact that in some sick alternate universe Will Byers was found dead in the quarry and 12-year-old Mike’s body was found there days later should be enough evidence to be honest.
And if El hadn’t have found Mike and Dustin when she did, this would have been their reality. And Mike knew this was an almost certainty, unaware that he would be saved, and he jumped anyways.
And how does that look? In a conservative small town where no major crime ever happens, the adults spread rumours of a 12-year-old Will Byers being hate crimed for being gay after going missing instead of having any compassion towards him or his family because of this child’s supposed sexuality. His body is found not long after he goes missing and within days, the boy he was rumoured to be so close with jumps in after him and dies.
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And let’s be honest, Will most likely didn’t get this much shit for his alleged queerness because he liked art or was quieter than most. He may have gotten a picked on at school but for his parents to pick up on this? Lonnie was a bastard which is standard I guess. Common knowledge. Like the quarry meaning certain death thing. We knew that. Maybe he just gave him a hard time because he didn’t like baseball (Insert coded heart-to-heart with Jonathan and Will destroying Castle Byers with a baseball bat because he thought his feelings towards Mike were childish).
But for Joyce to bring this up to Hop instead of omitting both slurs and just leaving it at “he’s a sensitive kid” or just her most relentless “find him”s? For her to avoid the question when Hop asks whether or not Will is gay? Huh.
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Most probably, he was really- suspiciously- close with a male friend. A male best friend. A little too close and a little too affectionate and for a little longer than is normal for boys to be so close with each other. Maybe this best friend even thinks that befriending Will was “the best thing he’s ever done”.
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Mike was willing to die. That’s not fucking normal.
His best friend went missing and bear in mind Mike had little to no evidence that Will was alive at this point. He was presumed dead. Mike was 12 years old when he tried to kill himself. You can’t just chalk this up to trying to save Dustin’s baby teeth.
“You make that jump from this height, that water turns into cement. Hits you like a ton of bricks, break every damn bone in your body.” -Hopper
Mike understood that he was going to die. Outside the fact that it’s common sense and probably common knowledge in a small town, where he’s probably been warned by parents and teachers not to play too close to the quarry, it’s basic physics. He’s a physics nerd. He knew that he would die and he still went through with it.
The fact that they emphasise just how brutal Mike’s end would have been by having Hopper stand there and explain in graphic detail what would happen if someone fell over the edge? And then they send the point home further by having Mike weigh his options for a good while before making the decision to ignore Dustin’s pleas and ,I don’t know, any will that he has left to live? Is insane. No pun intended.
I don’t think I will ever get over the quarry scene. Mike jumps off to ‘save’ Dustin and possibly to join Will, out of love and out of loyalty, but also out of lonliness. Fucking insane. Especially with how that would have looked in a conservative town during the AIDS crisis, if El hadn’t interfered. And how Dustin must have felt after he begged Mike to stay alive for him and saw Mike actively ignore him and try to sacrifice himself to save him.
So yeah. Mike would do anything for them both, to a concerning degree.
But back to S1E2, El asked what a friend was. Lucas hesitated. Mike excitedly said some deep shit. Dustin followed up with something more lighthearted but still painful (lowkey imagining how he must’ve felt after failing to get Will home safe, and then later get Mike not to jump) and—
“—And they never break a promise”
Mike when I catch you Mike.
What promise could Mike be referencing here? Friends don’t lie, perhaps? Yes. That. That’s like the only option at this point, I fear.
And we’re back to Mike specifically describing his relationship with Will. How do I figure this? It’s established right off the bat.
S1E1- Will chucks the die somewhere and he rolls lower than thirteen. Lucas tells him it doesn’t count if Mike doesn’t see it. Lucas is willing to lie. Lucas is willing to break the promise. Mike is specifically referring to his relationship to Will here.
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“It was a seven.”
“Huh?”
“The roll: it was a seven. The Demogorgon. It got me. See you tomorrow.”
Will dgaf about winning the campaign if it means lying to Mike. He would never break his promise. (Do not bring up the Season 4 painting right now istg this is pre-the-puberty-amplifying-internalised-homophobia-thing (and also I could go on a whole rant about what Will meant by “ripping of the band aid” there so lmk if you guys would be interested in that))
Immediately, within the first eight minutes of the first episode of the first season of Stranger Things, it is established that Mike and Will do not fucking lie to each other no matter what and they have a bond much stronger with each other than with the other two boys.
What did Will say again?
✅ The roll was a seven.
✅ The demogorgon got him.
❌ He will see Mike the next day.
Oh. Okay. That’s not like. Blatant foreshadowing or anything. This might be a reach but I feel like the fact that Will never lies to Mike but told him that he would see him tomorrow, then went missing, may have amplified Mike’s desire to find him faster or at least served as a way to communicate to the audience that Mike and Will hold their promises dearly and if Will says he’ll see Mike tomorrow, Mike will do everything in his power to see him as soon as possible and this is made further tragic by his attempt to join him at the bottom of the quarry.
Maybe a reach. I’m confident about everything else though so who gaf. Let a girl have fun.
“—Especially when there’s spit.”
“Spit?”
“A spit swear means—Puh—you never break your word.”
Comic relief for all the devastated re-watchers, classic. This scene definitely wasn’t intended to be sad but I’m a sap, I fear. Plus the absurdity of Lucas’ spit swear and how seriously he talks about it contrasts how bubbly Mike is when he talks about promises when he is the one who holds loyalty so dearly that he is willing to give up his life for it.
Oh my god, I’ve just had a thunker of a thought. It’s. Oh my god. I’ve had a revelation. But it’s 5 am and I’ve been trying to put my thoughts into words for like a good couple of hours now so. It’s to do with the spit swear thing and how it relates to Mike’s asexual treatment of El until Will’s disappearance. Oh my god. Stay with me. It sounds like such a reach and it may well be but I genuinely unironically think I’m onto something here. Especially with how cosmedically Lucas’ bits are played out compared to Mike’s. Holy shit. Aaand it’s nearly 6 am. Well. I’ll edit this for basic grammar mistakes later, it's fine.
Okay, I’m gonna end this part here so just let me know if you guys want a part 2 and I’ll tag some lucky individuals in it maybe.
Also let me know if colour coding the characters’ names was too jarring or something? I feel like it helped me get through writing this monstrosity but low-key idk how the rest of everyone will feel sooo just lmk :)
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octopusoptimusprime · 25 days ago
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The "it was all a d&d game and they're back in Mike's basement" theory is so funny to me because like...
Assuming that everything that happens in the show is part of the "campaign", you're telling me a group of eleven year olds sat in a basement in 1983 and one of them was like "and what if my character is in love with your character and spends years quietly suffering, thinking his feelings are unrequited?" And the other went "got it" and started penciling emotional repression and internalised homophobia onto his character sheet.
Will: roleplaying, trembling voice "and when you're different, you feel like a mistake..."
Mike: age 11, scribbling furiously “he’s in love with me but I’m too emotionally repressed to notice.”
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octopusoptimusprime · 25 days ago
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"It began with Will and it must end with Will-"
"The one most likely to die is will-"
"He has to sacrifice himself-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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What if Will doesn't have to die because he's already emotionally "dead" since Season 1? What if his arc isn't sacrificial, but resurrection? What if his healing not only saves him, but the world?
What you're saying makes my hair stand on end. Are you telling me that you're the kind of people who, instead of curing the problem, seek to end it? Don't you see that you're suffering? You need love.
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octopusoptimusprime · 25 days ago
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HELLO HI i have a plethora of (i.e. three) Questions
Some of my friends and I are rereading Spoonful of Murder, and we noticed Teddy Wong doesn't have a cantonese name included on the character list. Is this because Mr Wong got so excited at the prospect of Male Child he forgot to give his son a non-englishy name, or does he have one that you just didn't include in the book?
Why are some versions of the first two books named differently? I've seen a few alternative covers titled "murder is bad manners" and "poison is not polite" and I've just been assuming they're the current merican versions (i swear i read years ago that the first book was "murder most foul" in the us), but I'm not 100% sure. Although deeply strange, they're also hysterical, and I've found much joy in coming up with similar alternate titles for some of the other mmu books e.g. stabbing is Not super, pushing is Not proper, blunt force trauma is Bad.
Where was Lavinia during Arsenic for Tea? I've been wondering this since I was eight (embarrassingly long ago haha) and borrowed the book from the library for the first time, and I always found it odd that it her absence was kind of brushed over.
Okay thanks for your time GOODNIGHT
HELLO
1. Teddy doesn’t have a Chinese name yet as of ASOM! From what I understood in my research, you wouldn’t give babies proper names for the first year or so of their life. He of course would have one as of the Ministry series, though it’s never come up as he’s not part of the action - I need to ask my friend to help me name him!
2. The first two books had different names for their North American editions! This was at the request of my US publisher - but there was so much confusion, and a few instances where UK fans ordered the US editions thinking they were different books - that we decided to go with the UK titles for the rest of the series.
3. Poor Lavinia was not yet a proper part of the group in AFT. Not Daisy’s finest moment, but she didn’t invite her to her birthday. I explore this a bit more in the Christmas short story at the back of Mistletoe and Murder - it’s tough to be the fifth person in a group of five! But also, Daisy and the other girls have gotten much better about including her since AFT.
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octopusoptimusprime · 1 month ago
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"oh x is just y fanfiction w the serial numbers filed off lol" "[random popular film/tv show] is copying [regular heros journey formula]"
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octopusoptimusprime · 1 month ago
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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octopusoptimusprime · 1 month ago
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The real message of the movie
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octopusoptimusprime · 1 month ago
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no one even praises me forever and tells me I'm awesome every second of every day it's fucked up
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octopusoptimusprime · 1 month ago
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happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility
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octopusoptimusprime · 1 month ago
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME
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octopusoptimusprime · 1 month ago
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mwauh
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octopusoptimusprime · 2 months ago
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There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that
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octopusoptimusprime · 2 months ago
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zerxus ilerez the man you are
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octopusoptimusprime · 2 months ago
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unfortunately i want to make purchases :(
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