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OMG OMG OMG I LOVE MARU ALREADY IM SO GLAD THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS

You just made my entire fucking day tysm. I’m glad you like it so far & hope you stick around <2

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I mean, Josef Mеngеlе DID die here. Like, that’s something that happened. You know, the piece of shit Nаzі ““doctor”” who experimented on people? His bones are here. We’re using him as a practice skeleton for forensic medicine students at the University of São Paulo. I’m 100% serious.

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my therapist: “you need to unlearn the belief that failing to completely explain every statement you make will cause people to misinterpret and hate you. that’s generally not how people think, and it’s just your OCD talking.”

tumblr when you word a post slightly vaguely/poorly:

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What are you topping these with???🤪

GREEN PAINT DOES NOT EXIST. YOU CANNOT USE GREEN PAINT

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Source

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When you type a ^_^ face, looks like she’s smiling while her mouth is in fact a completely straight line. In the old days this was known as illusion magic.

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using tumblr is a really awesome way to learn about the types of people in the world because you will see a post by mutual #1 that's like "just jacked off with my awesome penis #my penis tag" and then scroll down exactly one post to see mutual #2 posting "this might be tmi but i live in a house"

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cat lover maru . . .

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satanic Drake: Magog’s Plan

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In a language that contains words like devotion, passion, enthusiasm, love, fascination, obsession, etc., I can’t help but regret this tendency to cram all those meanings into "hyperfixation," a word which manages to pathologize and medicalize the act of having interests.

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beautiful conversations happening on twitter (x)

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It's simple, dude.

Personal property is stuff like knickknacks or family photos.

Private property is stuff like factories and machinery. The means of production.

Nobody is gonna try to take your stuff in the revolution. They're just gonna- Wait. Hold on a second. I just found this post of yours that says "my body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks." That's interesting. That's really interesting...

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Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

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A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep